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An LGBT+ Party Invitation

***Magnus Bane has updated his status***

WOOOOOOOOO GAY B*TCHES, PARTAY IN DA USA!!!!! IMMA MARRY ALEC NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alec: This be a cause for glitter!!! Nico diAngelo, Will Solace, Aline Penhallow, Helen Blackthorn, Zephyr

Magnus: G-g-glitter?

Magnus: Al, you never allow glitter!

Alec: 1 - do not call me Al.

Magnus: ~you can call me Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can calll meee Al~

Will: heh

Will: Garfunkle

Other_Will: Heh, you be a Will too

Will: Okay!

Alec: Anywayyy, 2 - Today is special. Bring on the bombs :)

Magnus: You mean it?

Alec: Yeah :D

Magnus: WAAAAAAHHHEEEYEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Magnus: #GLITTABOMB

Zephyr: YOU DO GLITTERBOMBS TOO?!

Magnus: YEAH!!!

Zephyr: AAAND YOU'RE IMMORTAL LIKE ME????

Magnus: #YEAHBABY

Zephyr: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BESTIES!!!!!!!!

Nico: This is weird.

Zephyr: Hey, butha man! Long time to see, Nico!

Nico: *NO see

Zephyr: Eh!

Artemis: Nobody bothered to invite me?

Thalia: Or moi?

Other_Will: Why would we?

Bianca: Uhm, #Thalianca?

Hestia: #Artimestia?

Helen: Okay. I am confuse. Who are these people

Other_Will: We are PJOs.

Will: Want me to log out?

Other_Will: Sure. You weren't invited, anyway ;)

Will: Well, then XD

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Will: Ah, das better.

Aline: Well then

Will: *snickers* Will then

Everyone: *facepunch*

Aline: You know what I don't get? Why gay marriage in America wasn't ALWAYS legal. I mean, come on, bishbags!

Vanessa: Exactly!!! Canada allowed it ten years before America (GO CANERDER), but there should never have been a reason to make it illegal in the first place

Hannah: F*CK YEAH! DOWN WIT DEM SACKS OF SH*T MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!!!! NUNNA Y'ALL HAVE NO RIGHT TO GO TELLING US SH*T ABOUT WHO WE CAN AND CAN'T MARRY

Jace: Preach :3

Hannah: Oh, hey, Jace

Hannah: Call me, gorgeous ;)

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Jace: Why did she want me to call her "gorgeous"...?

Clary: FORGET HER, HE-BISH

Zephyr: Anyway

Jem: *cough* my line

Zephyr: Shaddup and kiss meh, hot dude!

Jem: :I

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Zephyr: Okay!

Magnus: #GLITTABOMB

Alec: Don't push it

Magnus: 'Kay x

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HAPPY LGBT+ MONTH AND DAY AFTER LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of LGBT+, if you love awesome, dramatic stories, check out Skittles11478's story Aftermath (you'll have to read the first story, Letters to Arix, to get it though XD). And, if you like letter-format stories, another great one in Writing to Mia, same author. ;) EPIC books. READ THEM AND VOTE FOR THEM, DAMMIT. Also, coming soon after CAMP NANO (more on that later), read another of her LGBT+ books, Accidentally Falling! It will be hilarious!

Okay. Camp NaNo. Here's the bad news. I won't really be updating either Chats during July, which I'm actually kind of devastated about. But, if I'm actually going to make a living off my writing, I'd better get Sun & Snow done and publish it to Mirrorstone Books (where it will become an international bestseller, no lie) and be able to pay the bills when I'm old and grey and 18 and have a goat.

So, yeah. I have four nights left with you, my beautiful fanpeople. After that... I'll be gone awhile. I may or may not come back. It's been amazing knowing you, and I just... I... *sniffles*... I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUUUUUCH WHY OHH WHY CAMP NANO okay I'm done now. Later, dorks. XD

READ SKITTLES11478'S STUFF AND SORRY FOR THE LONG AUTHOR'S NOTE okay bai! xxx

~V