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Cotton Eye Moe

***Jem Carstairs has updated his status***

If it hadn't been for little Mojo, I'd've been married long time ago

Where did you come from, where did you go

Where did you come from, little Mojo?

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Mojo: I gots nuffin tuh do wif dis, mahn

Will: THAT'S MY PARABATAI!!! A FELLOW PARODY-ER! ATTA BOI, JEMMO!!!!

Tessa: XD What does Mojo have to do with you taking FOREVER to propose to me?

Church: I don't like him.

Jem: Your stepson doesn't like him.

Mojo: Wewl, gud, cuz I doesn't like YUZ, ponk!

Tessa: Wait, what?! You refuse to marry me because of my catten?

Jem: Yup.

Tessa: Wha!

Tessa: Buh!

Tessa: Cat cute!

Magnus: #plagiarism #catsvsdogs

Tessa: Oh, shut it down, Mr. Glitter

Jem: Either your cat goes, or you will never be remarried...ever... WOOoooOOOoooOO

Tessa: Dude, when you die, imma remarry whoever I wanna, so BAM

Will: Would you consider marrying a ghost?

Jem: Oh, you had your turn, Billiam! Tessie's mine now

Will: Bah, humbug! #wissaforever

Jem: #teamjem

Will: #teamwill

Jem: #teamjem

Leo: #teamleo

Will:

Jem:

Leo:

Everyone:

Leo: I'll be going now

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Jem: Anyway, #TEAMJEMDAMMIT

Tessa: Bois, bois, bois! No need to fight over little ol' moi... ;)

Mojo: Technically, this whole thing started because you humans were fighting over ME, so...

Church: YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FANDOM CHARACTER! GET OUT

Mojo: Ouch *feels* *sad kitten face*

Tessa: AAAH MAAHHH GAAAAHHD YUZ SO CUUUTE *squishes*

Mojo: *flails* *spazzes* *falls on butt at Tessa's feet* *runs away* *pukes on Jem's bed for no reason*

Jem: BLARGH

Jem: I WISH THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Tessa: Hoho, boy! Kitteh, you is in some beeeg schist!!!

Mojo: *flails* *flips* *runs into bathroom* *is trapped by Tessa* *is innocent kitten*

Tessa: I will unleash...

Tessa: THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!

Tessa: *soaks Mojo*

Mojo: ...

Mojo: *...is soaked*

Tessa: There!

Mojo: ...

Mojo: that

Mojo: was traumatizing

Jem: YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE GROUNDED UNTIL THE STYX FREEZES OVER

Tessa: Who wants a free cat?

Vanessa: I WILL TAKE HIM BACK, TY

Mojo: *groans* I thought I got rid of you...

Vanessa has left the conversation

Mojo has left the conversation

Simon: Cats are overrated, anyway

Church: aHEM 3:<

Simon: Oh, need a lozenge, Churchie?

Church: Sigh.

Church: Anyway

Jem: That's my boy!

Will: Oh, shut up, Jem.

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#teamleo XD

Who do you ship more, #jessa or #wissa? (I love both equally, tbh) <- @Skittles11478 :P

Btw, the parody at the beginning of the chap is based on Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex. It's freaking awesome. Also, the Just Dance choreography for it is hilarious, so yesh :3