Jocelyn Strikes Again

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***Jocelyn Fray has updated her status***

WE'RE ONLY GETTING OLDER, BABY

AND I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU LATELY

DOES IT EVER DRIVE YOU CRAZY

JUST HOW FAST THE NIGHT CHANGES

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--Comments--

Clary: MOM

Simon: oh gawd not this One Direction shtuff again...

Jocelyn: What Clary?

Clary: I THOUGHT YOU QUIT FACEBOOK

Jocelyn: I did. And then I rejoined.

--Just now--

Jocelyn Fray likes One Direction

Jocelyn Fray likes The Vamps

Jocelyn Fray likes 5 Seconds of Summer

Jocelyn Fray likes The Wanted

Tessa: NOOO NOT THE WANTED

Tessa: EVIL!

Tessa: EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Simon: I'm glad you came, I'm glad you came...

Tessa: I HATE YUO SIMON

Simon: Thanks! I get that a lot from the ladies ;)

Jace: *coughSimonisa*dorkus*cough*

Simon: Thanks! I get that a lot from you, Jace :)

Jace: I notice I don't get a winky

Simon: Why? You want a winky?

Jace: EW NO I DON'T WANT A WINKY

Simon: ;)

Jace: BLARGH

Clary: You asked for it

Clary: ;)

Jace: Sorry, buh that still reminds me of Simon winking at me *shudders*.

Clary: ;)

Jace: Okay

Clary: ^*3

Jace: What is that thing?

Clary: A demented winky

Jace: THAT IS NOT EVEN

Jace: A WINKY

Jace: LIKE AT ALL

Jocelyn: What's a winky?

Everyone:

Jocelyn: ohh I get it

Jocelyn: Clary, stop winking at boys in front of me. It makes me want to puke.

Clary: Hey, Jace!

Clary: ;)

Jace: ;)

Clary: ;)

Jace: ;)

Clary: ^*3

Jocelyn: THAT'S IT I'M OUT

Jocelyn Fray has left the conversation

Will: What even

Tessa: ;)

Jem: Me?

Tessa: no, Will

Tessa: You too though

Tessa: ;)

Will: ;)

Jem: ;)

Magnus: ;)

Alec: ;)

Simon: ;)

Isabelle: ;)

Cecily: ;)

Gabriel: ;)

Jordan: There seems to be a lot of allergies going around

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Yo

This is also based on true events XD

My sister and I were talking randomly while Night Changes was playing in the background, and then my mom was like, SHHHHHH! And then she started singing along to Harry's solo/chorus/whatever you want to call it :P

FAIL. But yeah. ;)

~V


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