The Scarf of Dotted Polka

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***Alec Lightwood has updated his status***

For the last time, Magnus, I am not wearing your favourite purple polka dot scarf to the council meeting tonight!!!

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Magnus: But it would look so hot on you, darling

Isabelle: hahaha yes it would

Simon: your sister is delusional, Alec

Isabelle: says my boyfriend, who'd better watch it

Magnus: at least wear some body glitter...

Alec: MAGNUS

Maia: Alec, I dare you to wear the scarf to the meeting

Alec: I chicken

Clary: I double dare you!

Alec: cock-a-doodle-DOO

Gabriel: lol, Alec

Gabriel: C'mon, it's just a scarf. Big deal

Magnus: with lovely pink polka dots!

Cecily: WEAR IT WEAR IT

Alec: UFLEHWA;T940[]$^&#jJFK;DSNV^&* NO!!!!!!

Magnus: Do it or I will dump you.

Alec:...

Alec: you wouldn't

Magnus: mm-hmm. fraid so.

Gabriel: umm, people? It is honestly JUST A SCARF

Magnus: NO

Magnus: If the scarf goes, I go!!!

Alec: FINE FINE i'll wear it!!!

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Magnus: ZOMG you didn't wear it last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Robert: Actually, he did, which I am not pleased about.

Alec: yeah, Dad, I did. For the whole frigging meeting. BOOM, ROASTED!  #takethatRobert

Magnus: buh I didn't see it

Alec: 'twas hidden under thy shirt ;)

Jace: Wow, bro, you actually wore purple

Isabelle: And pink!

Will: IN DOTTED POLKA FORMAT! WTF

Magnus: u cheated! That doesn't count

Clary: Dotted polka format...?

Will: It is a perfectly logic what hi.

Alec: Magnus, I dare you to wear all black, brown, and grey for an entire day. No glitter, no weirdness. Just plain clothes. For 24 hours. In fact, I double dare you. What say?

Magnus:...

Magnus: I chicken!

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