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Hey, kids! It's Murder Time!

***Isabelle Lightwood has updated her status***

All the single ladays (all the single ladies) All the single ladays (all the single ladies) All the single ladays, putcha hands up! Wha oh wha cha cha cha wha oh whoa whoa whoa, wha oh oh, wha cha chow chow wha oh, wha cha chow, WOW yehh

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Isabelle: WHO POSTED THAT THROUGH MY ACCOUNT

Simon: :3

Isabelle: SIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isabelle: 1) I am not single, ty. 2) I hate that song. 3) YOU ARE EMBARRASSING MEE

Isabelle: YOU ARE IN SO MUCH SCHIST

Simon: Have I told you lately how beautiful and badass you are?

Clary: That ain't gonna work, brutha

Isabelle: She's right, hunnay

Simon:

Simon: Please don't kill me.

Jem: hehe I don't think you need to worry bout that.

Isabelle: He's serious.

Simon: I'm serious.

Jem: oh

Jem: um

Jem: 21st century is pretty harsh, huh

Will: ikr

Tessa: Who woulda thought

Gale: You'd think all you fanpeople have read enough dystopian fic to at least ASSUME that the future will be a lil rough

Meadow: You'd think, hey?

Tris: ikr

Tris: WAIT who's Meadow?

Meadow: um

Meadow: I am a person

Simon: Really? Ya don't say.

Clary: Simon, shut up. What fandom are you from, Meadow?

Meadow: Fan-dom?

Simon: Whaddid you think she said, conddd

Clary: Tessa, hope you don't mind me stealing your take-phone-away-from-annoying-boy move

Tessa: Not a prob ;)

Meadow: ...what was Simon about to say?

Clary: Nothing. He's just being immature. So, where are you from?

Meadow: Florida.

Clary: ...just Florida.

Meadow: Is Florida not enough for you? 

Clary: No, no, Florida's great. Awesome. Um...who are you exactly?

Meadow: I'm a human named Meadow, obviously!!

Clary: Help me out here! What book are you from?

Meadow: The Murder Complex.

Clary: ...oh

Clary: ...OH

Clary: I SEE.

Meadow: Is there a problem?

Clary: NOPROBLEMPLEASEDON'TKILLME

Meadow: um

Meadow: okay.

Zephyr: Wait what who? Was Meadow trying to kill someone again?

Meadow: No!

Zephyr: You say that as if the idea is preposterous.

Meadow:

Meadow: So I've killed a person or two in my time, big deal

Zephyr: *cough*hundreds*cough*

Meadow: Shut up!

Isabelle: Hundreds? That's nothing

Isabelle: Jace has killed thousands of things

Jace: I am great, aren't I.

Simon: You keep thinking that, Jacey.

Jace: Mundie!

Simon: Narcicist!

Jace: Nerd!

Simon: ^*3

Jace: AAAGHJGKHH

Jace: CLARYYYY! SIMON'S WINKING AT ME AGAIN!!!

Clary: Simon!

Simon: Jace called me a nerd!

Clary: But you are a nerd

Jace: Ha!

Clary: A nerd whose hotness can rival that of Jace's. Just sayin

Simon: POW!

Tessa: Yeah, yeah, Simon and Jace are smexy, big deal. But Jem and Will are way prettier

Will: I AM quite beautiful.

Jem: Oh, shuttup *blushing*

Magnus: WAHLL WHA ABOU MEE?

Alec: YOU ARE THE SMEX LORD

Magnus: Alec, darling, I was asking those who actually have a sliver of negative feelings toward me.

Alec: Well, it's true...

Clary: Yeah, sure, Magnus, you're hot and all that

Simon: I just realized something

Simon: There are no single ladies left in any of Cassie Clare's books. Or guys. And if they ARE single, they're dead.

Gabriel: And when there was an extra guy (Will), Cass felt sorry for him and put him with Tessa along with Jem, pretty much out of pity

Will: You are an annoying person.

Gabriel: Your leetle sister likes me well enough ;)

Will: Get out!

Gabriel: Whateever

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Simon: Anyway

Jem: Hey, that's my line!

Magnus: I thought we were doing GLITTERBOMB now...?

Jace: WHO CARES

Jace: GOODBYE

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