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This is why the fandoms just don't mix.

!!!WARNING!!! Contains spoilers to various fandom books/series! Do not read if you don't want to have the endings of Divergent, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and--of course-- The Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices spoiled. !!!YOU HAS BEEN WARNED!!!

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***Tobias Eaton has updated his status***

Hello "fandoms"

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Grover: Why the quote marks, bruh?

Tobias: Bruh?!

Tobias: why are you calling me bruh?

Tobias: Is that an insult?!

Grover: um, no

Grover: Jes call it fandoms, man

Tobias: WHAT IS THIS LANGUAGE YOU ARE SPEAKING

Jocelyn: I KNOW RIGHT?! 

Hermione: It's called fangirltongue;)

Ron: wait buh i thought that was parseltongue i am so confused o.O

Hermione: *facepalm*

Percy: I bet you facepalm a lot when it comes to Ron

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Simon: That is mean of you, Perseus

Annabeth: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HE CALLED YOU PERSEUS XDXDXDXDXDXD

Percy: shut the hades up >:(

Annabeth: EXCUSE MEE???

Tris: I feel ya bruh

Tobias: oh my god not you too with this "bruh" thing!!!

Jace: I like saying bruh, thank you

Tobias: WELL THEN YOU ARE AN IDIOT

Jace: Wha huh?!

Jace: What did you just call me?

Tobias: An idiot.

Katniss: oh my gods you just insulted the world's best Shadowhunter in all of Panem. You do know that, right?

Tobias: so...?

Jace: I am going to kill you now.

Tobias: Oh no. I am. So. Scaaaared. 

Tris: Not to fear, Four. I will protect you, even if it kills me.

Tobias: So not funny, Tris.

Tris: I WILL BE YOUR ZOMBIE PROTECTORTRON

Tobias: still so not funny.

Jace: I am going to log off now. And then, when I log off, I will go find my beheaded rubber duckie for good luck. Long story. And then... I will find you.

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Tobias: Problem

Tobias: He doesn't know I'm in Chicago