Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

Hallweinerschtein

***Simon Lewis has updated his status***

I am hot dog

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Jace: Good for you

Gideon: I do hate hot dogs.

Henry: I do love hot dogs...

Clary: And I am corn dog XD

Jace: Clary! HE HAS CORRUPTED YOU WIT HIZ WEERDNESS

Jace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

Simon: Relax. We're in our Halloween costumes

Jace: *Hallowe'en

Simon: w0t?

Isabelle: Hallowe'en, as in All Hallow's Eve

Simon: Hookay. Anuhway, Clary and I are cylindrical-shaped, highly unhealthy foods for Halloween

Clary: tru dat ^^^

Alec: What are you guys even talking about?

Jace: I think they're comedically dressing up on Hallowe'en for some reason

Maia: All you Shadowhunters should be ninjas for halloween

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Isabelle: OOH

Isabelle: I JES LOOKED UP HALLOWEEN STUFF

Isabelle: Imma be a smexy cat!!!

Simon: I like.

Jace: *gags*

Magnus: GUESS WHAT IMMA BE?

Clary: Fabulous?

Magnus: Pssh, no

Magnus: Imma be ridiculous!

Clary: Of course.

Jace: I'm going to go as Taylor Swift

Simon: BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Isabelle: You're hot enough, I guess

Taylor and Jace: Thanks!

Everyone: O.O

Everyone: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Simon: There is a famous freaking human in this chat room

Taylor: *waves*

Tessa: TAYLOR!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HARRY'S BRIDGE SOLO IN PERFECT?!?!??!?!

Taylor: Can we not talk about Harry pls? He was such a meanie-poo to me :(

Will: *coughs*

Taylor: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Will: Nothing, nothing. Um, why is every single guy sooo evil to you anyway?

Taylor: I dunno

Taylor: It's not like I ever do anything to THEM...

Taylor: Anyway, I gtg. Have to rehearse for some upcoming concerts... Bai baes!

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Clary: Um

Tessa: Why is her last name on here Lautner...?

Taylor: She never changed it back on this particular account. SHE FREAKY STALKY

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Jace: Two Taylors with the last name Lautner? But I thought her name was Swift? Who's Lautner? What?!

Jem: Here's what I have to say...

Magnus: Anyway?

Jem: Nooo

Jem: I believe that there are three sides to every story, four if you include the media: his, hers, and the truth

Jem: It saddens me whenever I see people judging others for no reason other than what they BELIEVE happened between them and a person they admire... In any case, I don't know about you guys, but I'm not going to play the blame game with Taylor, Harry, Other Taylor, any of it. There's just no way to know who was truly at fault, and frankly, I don't care. It's their business, not mine

Simon: Whoa

Simon: I just wanted to dress up as a hot dog, and now we're all Going Deep with Jem and Will

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Jem: Haha, sorry :)

Jem: HAPPAH HALLOWEEN! ANYWAY

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Happy NaNoWriMo!!! I SO ESSITED but also distracted because we finally got The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire yesterday AND I've just discovered League of Legends, so this is going to be a hard book to write -_-

DEDICATED TO Cecily__Lightwood because she messaged me with a request to add Taylor Swift (and I twisted it into a boringly pacifying monologue by Jemothy, oops). Soz :^}

TY FOR READING BAEZ (and sorry for all the author's notes in this book wow)

~V