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Steve?brain

***Steve? has updated his status***

Guess who I am?!??!?!??!????!!!

—Comments—

Clary: Simon.

Steve?: Wow, you have just hugely insulted me.

Clary: Jace? Why would you change your name to Steve?!??

Simon: Because when people think of "Jace", they think of a narcissistic, ugly half-angel warrior with creepy gold eyes and too-long hair

Steve?: Hey! I cut it once every two years now! And, fyi, my face is gorgeous.

Clary: He's right. His face IS gorgeous.

Simon: XP>

Clary: Was that a spitty raspberry?

Simon: Yeah, so?

Steve?: Three guesses why I've renamed myself Steve?!

Simon: Because Steve? is The Player in Minecraft

Steve?:

Steve?: You cheated

Simon Lewis has changed his name to Alex?

Alec: Why have you stolen my name...?

Alex?: Alex? is the NEW and IMPROVED version of Steve?, so HAH! One for Simon, zero for Jace!!!!

Steve?: Alex? is a stupid name

Alec: :(

Steve?: Oh, come on, Alec. Alex and Alec are two different names

Alec: THEY BOTH MEAN ALEXANDER, MAN

Clary: Question!

Alex?: Yesh, Clary?

Clary: WHO CARES????

Everyone: ...

Alex?: Come to think of it, I don't

Alec: Why do we always get into the most incredibly stupid arguments?

Clary: I dunno. We're all hypersensitive eejits XD

Steve?: WHO ARE YOU CALLING HYPERSENSITIVE

Clary: You ^*3

Alec: But then, if we DIDN'T get into so many fights, life wouldn't be interesting at all

Steve?: And then no one would want to stalk all our online conversations

Clary: And then we'd have, like, zero reads

Alex?: And then maybe Jace wouldn't hate little ol' me so much :'(

Steve?: Dorkface

Alex?: Girlyhair

Steve?: MY HAIR IS NOT THAT LONG

Alex? has changed his name back to Simon Lewis

Steve? has changed his name back to Jace Herondale

[[[Cecily Herondale is in a relationship with Logan Lerman]]]

Gabriel: WHAT THE FRIG

Cecily: um

Simon: Well, this is random

Gabriel: Why, Cecy???

Cecily: I didn't do anything!

Gabriel: Except for have some affair with Mr. Seaweed Brain!

Percy: Did somebody say my name?

Movie Percy: They's talking bout me, bip!

Percy: Oh, okey, bai

Gabriel: LOGAN

Gabriel: I AM GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND SQUIRT YUO!!!

Movie Percy: ...

Movie Percy: Squirt me?

Gabriel: With a squirt bottle

Movie Percy: ...

Movie Percy: ...why?

Gabriel: Because whenever Church is being a bad little babycattenboo, I squirt him with a water bottle

Movie Percy:

Movie Percy:

Movie Percy: What

Cecily: Gabriel, you're being a dorkus. Someone hackered my account and switched the relationship status thingy

Gabriel: ...Oh.

Gabriel: Okay. nvm

Gabriel Lightwood has left the conversation

Cecily: Hay, Jem!

Jem: Yes?

Cecily: Anyway :P

Jem: ~Everybody wants to steal my line / Everybody wants to use my "Anyway"...~

Jem:

Jem: Anyway

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