Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

Oh, Jemothy...

***Jemothy has updated his status***

I was wondering when the hackers would strike... bout time. >:(

--Comments--

Face: WTF MY NAME IS FACE! well, at least mine's beautiful ;)

Celery: ^Jace^ so obvious...

Jeeves: haha ur a vegetable, Clary

Jeeves: oh my god, really??? Simon isn't THAT much of a butler-y name! grr

Jizzabelle: Why. Is my name. Jizzabelle.

Jeeves: I think it's very hot ;P

Celery: ewww really, Simon? Really?

Pilliam: Someone hates me

Tesla: zomg

Hiya: IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE CAUSE ITS NOT FUNNY

Malec: hahaha yes it is funny, Maia

Jizzabelle: Youre just saying that because you get to have your ship name, Alec or Magnus

Malec: It's Alec :D

Face: Wow! Alec is showing emotion! Incredible!

Glitter: I have influenced him greatly ;) #MAGNUS

Pencily: I do love Jem and Will's new names tho

Sabriel: Not mine?!

Pencily: You currently have a girl's name, Gabey. I dont like XD

Pilliam: Thanks, sis

Jemothy: NO they're all stoopid

Malec: Except for mine! <3

Glitter: AND MINE BAHAHA <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 glitter is my favourite colour, dahling XD

Tesla: We know, Magnus. We know...

Batman: Oh no

Batman: No way

Batman: They called me Batman

Jeeves: Chill down, Batman. Remember--don't say, just cool.

Batman: Wait, what?

Jeeves: Don't even say. Just...cool.

Batman: I am so confused

Hiya: I like confused guys... <3

Kyle: *dead person is  now sad*

Hiya: Don't say, Jordan Kyle. Just cool.

Face: O-kay. Simon and Maia are officially nuts

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Celery: Why do I have to be celery??? I hate celery! Why can't I be Carroty or something?

Face: You have the gorge orange hair for it <3

Celery: aww thanks, Jace x

Jizzabelle: UGH GET A ROOM SRSLY

Soapy: I think it's kinda cute :)

Tesla: *Soapy*? Wow, Soph, that's rough

Soapy: I don't mind it. I chose it, lol :P

Everyone: WHAT

Soapy: Gideon hackered Facebook and changed all our names as a prank :D

Jemothy: EVERYBODY KILL GIDEON!!!

Celery, Face, Jeeves, Tesla, Pilliam, Jemothy, Jizzabelle, Kyle, Hiya, Batman, Pencily, and Sabriel have left the conversation

Malec: aww :( I like my new name

Glitter: IMMA BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WORLD XD WOOO

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Haiii!

Wow, Magnus/Glitter is so awesome in this chapter. Just saying. XD

I know, I know, this chap is VERY CONFUSING and I apologize. I'm a terrible writer. Oh, well :P Hope you enjoyed nonetheless!

BTW, the whole "Don't Say, Just Cool" thing is from a sign outside a restaurant in Burnaby, BC. I thought it was really confusing and hilarious, so I randomly incorporated it into the fic. There's a pic of it from Google that I found as proof that I attatched... lol

Thanks sososo much for reading/voting/commenting! I love you people, like you have no idea. AND 200 READS TOO OMG THANKYOUUUUU! 

~Vanessa