***Jocelyn Fray has updated her status***
Oh my gods
I am officially in love with Divergent
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—Comments—
Clary: MOM
Jocelyn: CLARY
Clary: WHY
Jocelyn: BECAUSE I SAW THE MOVIE WITH YOU AND SIMON AND I LOVED IT SO BURN
Simon: Yeh, so burrn
Clary: *hates*
Simon: Hater
Will: OOOOOOH OOH OOH OOH I SAW DIVERGENT I DID TOOOOOO
Tessa: Didn't we all, Billiam XD
Tobias: I didn't see it
Jace: WELL, TOO BAD FO YUZ
Pink Unicorn: Heyyyy! Heyy, Charlie, heyyy! Heyy, Charlie!
Blue/Purple Unicorn: Heyyy! We're going to Divergent Mountain, Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: Yeahh, Charlie! We're going to Divergent Mountain!
Blue/Purple Unicorn: Divergent Mountain, Charlie! It's full of serums and joy, and joyness
Pink Unicorn: Yeahh, Charlie! Divergent Mountain, Charlie!
Pink and Blue/Purple Unicorns: LUB, LUB! LUB, LUB!
Pink Unicorn: Grab onto our tongues!
Pink and Blue/Purple Unicorns: BLIH!
Everyone:
Pink and Blue/Purple Unicorns:
Eveyone:
Pink and Blue/Purple Unicorns:
Everyone:
Jocelyn: ZOH MAH GAHDS I LUUUURVE CHARLIE THE UNICORN!!!!!!!
Clary: I have been disturbed for all of eternity
Clary Fray has left the conversation
Will: Bye, Carly!
Tessa: *Clary
Will: Clary!
Isabelle!: Divergent is okay, I guess, but HOLY SHIZZLE THEO JAMES!!!!!
Jocelyn: IKR!!!!!! HOT DOGS!!!
Isabelle! and Jocelyn: *fangirls*
Simon: :(
Alec: izzy, why is your name exclamationmarkized?
Isabelle!: Because my life is officially... Isabelle! The Musical!!!
Alec: ...um
Magnus: OOOH COOOOL CAN I BE IN IT? PLEEEASE??
Isabelle!: Shoi!
Magnus: Yay!
Magnus Bane has changed his name to Magnus?! Bane
Isabelle!: ...?
Magnus?!: No, not...? It's ?! !
The Smex Queen of Awesome: u guys are soo weird
Magnus?!: And who are you, exactly?
Tessa: My boyfriend's...son.
The Smex Queen of Awesome: *sheep
Jem: Okay, Churchie. Change your name back now
Jace: Church?!
Magnus?!: Hey, hey, buddy! Name already taken! Go plagiarize someone else!
Jace: What have they done to you? I knew I should have never given you back!
Jace: ...again!
Jem: Actually, I stole him back during Mrs. Divergent's wedding
Jocelyn: Yay!
Isabelle!: Yuz all weeuhd
The Smex Queen of Awesome: Miaouwuh
Magnus?!: complicated meower much?
The Smex Queen of Awesome: Murr... murr...
The Smex Queen of Awesome: Myeh! Myehh! MYEHHHHH!!!!!
The Smex Queen of Awesome: MEOWOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jem: OKAY, WE GET IT! YOU WANT A TUNA SANGWICH! TREES
Will: Trees?
Jem: You know, trees. Like treesus? Cheeses? That sorta thing?
Will: uhm
The Smex Queen of Awesome: *spazzes* *falls over* *falls asleep*
Isabelle!: This whole thing is so random! Like wtf
Vanessa: My brain can only produce so many ideas, person. deal widdit
Isabelle!: ...who are you?
Vanessa: HOW DOES NO ONE EVER REMEMBER ME
Simon: bc you not a character, so go away! You're not a fandom person! Shoo! Scat!
Vanessa: Ungrateful... insert insulting name heres 3:
Vanessa has left the conversation
Simon: THANK you
The Smex Queen of Awesome: Anyway
Jem: Okay, it was cute for a while, but that's MY line, kid
Jem: AND CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK OR YOU'RE GROUNDED
The Smex Queen of Awesome: haww >:(
The Smex Queen of Awesome Carstairs, nee Lightwood, nee Carstairs has changed his name to Church Carstairs, nee Lightwood, nee Carstairs
Magnus?!: What is with this fandom and long, complicated names?!
Magnus?!: Anyway... #GLITTERBOMB?!?!??!??!?!!!???! ?!
Jem: What—
Simon: Nobody knows.
Jem: Okay.
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