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Imma Have Sheerios For Breakfast!

***Clary Fray has updated her status***

ED SHEERAN BE LIKE, DON'T SING!

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Tessa: hahaha Clary

Simon: YASS Ed Sheeran is life

Will: Who Ed?

Clary: Ed be a singer

Clary: Ed also be British

Clary: And stuff

Jace: Is Ed Sheeran in a boy band?

Clary: nooo. I'm not THAT obsessed wit boi bands

Jace: Really. Tell that to all your 5SOS and The Vamps posters

Simon: And her One Direction posters

Clary: NO

Clary: I'm a Directionator, remember??? I wouldn't have 1D pics! I'd have

Clary: uh

Clary: Anti...1D...pics

Clary: Like, The Wanted

Clary: Or something

Isabelle: She keeps a Direction Shrine in her closet. I seen it

Clary: NO YOU DID NOT SHE'S LYING

Jem: Thou protests too much, methinks. ;)

Simon: Ha ha. Clary's a heeuge Zayn fan. and Louis and Harry and

Simon: oh, wait

Simon: she's in love with all of them XD

Clary: Says the Niall-poster-kisser-fanboy!

Simon: What? I don't do that!!!

Jace: oh gawd, here we go with the boy band wars again...

Tessa: BACK TO ED SHEERAN, I am such a Sheerio it ain't even funny

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Simon: Oh, and then there's your obsession with Luke Hemmings

Clary: um, the fact that his name is Luke which is MY DAD'S NAME kind of makes it obvious that NO, I am not a Luke girl

Simon: Oh, but he is your STEPdad

Clary: STILL STRANGE

Jem: What happened to our friend Eddie?

Will: Should this be the last thing I see/I want you to know it's enough for me/cause all that you are is all that I ever need

Tessa and Will: SO IN LOVE

Jem: Can I join?

Tessa: Sure, bae!

Tessa, Will and Jem: SO IN LOVE

Magnus: You three never cease to perv me out

Magnus: Just when I think I've seen it all...

Jace: Let's join in, *little sister*!!!

Tessa, Will, Jem, Jace, and Clary: SO IN LOVE

Magnus: WAIT BUT I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T RELATED ANYMORE

Magnus: omfg that's incest wtf!

Magnus: I'm gonna hurl UUIRGHYAHCKGH

Cecily: Magnus didn't pay much attention to City of Glass onward, didn't he?

Clary: guess not :P

Alec: Magnus looks a little green

Alec: Really brings out his eyes

Alec: XD

Magnus: you are so weird

Ed: I have a strange following

Everyone:...

Clary: oh my gods

Clary: are you

Clary: Ed

Clary: Freaking

Clary: Sheeran?

Ed: um

Ed: Freaking is not my middle name, but yeah sure XD

Everyone: *FANGIRLS SO HARD*

Ed: okay

Ed: DON'T SING!

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hahaha that was random. I had Tenerife Sea stuck in my head, so I had to feature Ed in this chap :P

I posted the song on the side. It's amayzayn omg like what!

Anyway.