***Axel Mortmain has updated his status***
GLIOP
--Comments--
Tessa: HOLY SHIOT ITS MORTMAIN
Tessa: IMMA KILL YUOOO
Axel: GLIOP
Will: hehe what is Gliop
Jem: WILL! THIS IS SERIOUS!
Jem: Mortmains gonna try to kill/blackmail/torture us again!
Will: In that order?
Tessa and Jem: WILL
Will: :3
Axel: GLIOP
Magnus: Ehm, why does he keep saying Gliop?
Magnus: What does it mean??
Magnus: IT'S SO INTENSE
Magnus: A GLIOP ALL TEH WAY ACROSS THE SKYYY!!! WHAT DOES IT MEEEHEHEHEEAAN...?
Will: Magnus?
Magnus: Yeh
Will: Shut it down.
Magnus: Okeh
Axel: POILG
Simon: Poilg? What, is this dude an ogre or somfin?
Clary: It's Gliop backwards ;)
Jace: DON'T BE A FANTASY-BELIEVING IDIOT, MUNDANE. OGRES DON'T EXIST
Simon: ...says the magical half-angel warrior person
Jace: What's that supposed to mean?!
Simon: Exactly what I implied it meant
Jace: oh. ok
Axel: BLIH
Jem: Ewgh, by the Angel, is he puking now?
Axel: BLIH.COM
Clary: what in Tartarus...
Axel: GLIOP
Magnus: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
Nate: Don't mind my drunkle--er, I mean uncle :3. He's perfluffly harmless
Tessa: WTF NATE
Tessa: He's not your drunkle! AND HE IS NOT HARMLESS! And how the hay are you alive?!
Tessa: *uncle
Nate: Oh, we just got a couple tips from my old buddy Sebastian. Fixed us right up like a couple of old automatons
Sebastian: Whaddya know... they actually ARE automatons. I just tweaked a coupla things, summoned a demon to help move their souls around a bit, and bam! Two new minions!
Axel: BLIONG
Nate: Well slurred, Drunkle. Well slurred.
Jace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
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