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Drunkle Mortmain, the Unicorn

***Axel Mortmain has updated his status***

GLIOP

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Tessa: HOLY SHIOT ITS MORTMAIN

Tessa: IMMA KILL YUOOO

Axel: GLIOP

Will: hehe what is Gliop

Jem: WILL! THIS IS SERIOUS!

Jem: Mortmains gonna try to kill/blackmail/torture us again!

Will: In that order?

Tessa and Jem: WILL

Will: :3

Axel: GLIOP

Magnus: Ehm, why does he keep saying Gliop?

Magnus: What does it mean??

Magnus: IT'S SO INTENSE

Magnus: A GLIOP ALL TEH WAY ACROSS THE SKYYY!!! WHAT DOES IT MEEEHEHEHEEAAN...?

Will: Magnus?

Magnus: Yeh

Will: Shut it down.

Magnus: Okeh

Axel: POILG

Simon: Poilg? What, is this dude an ogre or somfin?

Clary: It's Gliop backwards ;)

Jace: DON'T BE A FANTASY-BELIEVING IDIOT, MUNDANE. OGRES DON'T EXIST

Simon: ...says the magical half-angel warrior person

Jace: What's that supposed to mean?!

Simon: Exactly what I implied it meant

Jace: oh. ok

Axel: BLIH

Jem: Ewgh, by the Angel, is he puking now?

Axel: BLIH.COM

Clary: what in Tartarus...

Axel: GLIOP

Magnus: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

Nate: Don't mind my drunkle--er, I mean uncle :3. He's perfluffly harmless

Tessa: WTF NATE

Tessa: He's not your drunkle! AND HE IS NOT HARMLESS! And how the hay are you alive?!

Tessa: *uncle

Nate: Oh, we just got a couple tips from my old buddy Sebastian. Fixed us right up like a couple of old automatons

Sebastian: Whaddya know... they actually ARE automatons. I just tweaked a coupla things, summoned a demon to help move their souls around a bit, and bam! Two new minions!

Axel: BLIONG

Nate: Well slurred, Drunkle. Well slurred.

Jace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI