***Jem Carstairs has updated his status***
OKAY, FESS UP. WHO GAVE ME TONGUE FUR JUICE
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Jem: MAGNUS
Magnus: What?
Jem: I CAN'T EVEN TALK, I GOT SO MUCH TONGUE FUZZ
Magnus: That's your problem, man
Jem: MAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Magnus: DUDE, I didn't do anything! Jeez!!
Jem: Oh, yeah? Well, who else can make tongue fur juice besides you? No one, that's who!!!
Tessa: :)
Jem: Oh, hi, Tessa
Jem: MAGNUS YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I KNOW YOU GAVE ME wait
Jem: Tessa, you're a warlock
Tessa: Yess :)
Jem: Oh my gods, did you make tongue fur juice and put in my tea this morning???
Tessa: ^*3
Jem: But I thought only Magnus knows the recipe for TFJ!
Magnus: It's not like I can't teach fellow warlocks how to make it
Jem: But Tessa isn't magical, I thought
Tessa: Apparently, I'm magical enough to create a tongue fur growth elixir with bat's blood, a little Coca Cola, and the flick of a wrist
Magnus: Plus the secret ingredient
Tessa: Yes, plus the secret ingredient
Jem: What's the secret ingredient?
Tessa: NO SECRET INGREDIENT FO YOU
Jem: Okay, okay! Hades...
Jason: *Pluto
Percy: *Hades
Jason: *PLUTO
Percy: *HADES
Jason: PLUTO DAMMIT
Percy: IT'S HADES, DUMBARSE
Jason: RAAAARRRGHJHHHH!!!
Percy: YAAAAAGHGHGKRRGHHH!!!!!
Magnus: NNYYYAAAAREARRFGFGVHGRERJHGGHFNVIPENUIPB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason:
Percy:
Magnus:
Tessa:
Jem: Anyway
Jem: What's the cure for tongue fur?!
Magnus: Time, my friend. Time
Tessa: Or four and a half litres of Pepsi straight
Jem: WHAT
Tessa: You gotta drink a lotta Pepsi to battle the Coke
Jem: EEEWWW, I'M NOT DRINKING FIVE FREAKING LITRES OF POP
Tessa: *4.5 litres.
Tessa: And if you want to be furless, you're going to want to drink the pop
Jem: BUH I DON'T WANNA DRINK THE POP
Tessa: You gotta drink the pop
Jem: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Percy: This is like watching a terrible TV show
Jason: omgs, totally
Jem: FINE, I'LL DRINK THE FREAKING POP
Tessa: YASS!
Tessa: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
~ten minutes later~
Jem: i feel sick
Tessa: So, is your tongue fur gone?
Jem: ugghh...no
Magnus: *snickers*
Jem: what
Tessa: XD
Tessa: I just made you drink four and a half bottles of Pepsi for nothing
Jem:
Jem:
Jem:
Jem: i hate you
Tessa: ;)
Magnus: GLITTERBOMB
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Well, that was random.
This chap had only five characters, and none of them are (exclusively) from The Mortal Instruments. They're all from The Infernal Devices. Well, three of them are. Percy and Jason SHOULD BE though.
Anyway.
Sarry, TMI peeps XD Next chap!
~V
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