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Tongue Fur

***Jem Carstairs has updated his status***

OKAY, FESS UP. WHO GAVE ME TONGUE FUR JUICE

—Magnus Bane likes this—

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Jem: MAGNUS

Magnus: What?

Jem: I CAN'T EVEN TALK, I GOT SO MUCH TONGUE FUZZ

Magnus: That's your problem, man

Jem: MAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Magnus: DUDE, I didn't do anything! Jeez!!

Jem: Oh, yeah? Well, who else can make tongue fur juice besides you? No one, that's who!!!

Tessa: :)

Jem: Oh, hi, Tessa

Jem: MAGNUS YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I KNOW YOU GAVE ME wait

Jem: Tessa, you're a warlock

Tessa: Yess :)

Jem: Oh my gods, did you make tongue fur juice and put in my tea this morning???

Tessa: ^*3

Jem: But I thought only Magnus knows the recipe for TFJ!

Magnus: It's not like I can't teach fellow warlocks how to make it

Jem: But Tessa isn't magical, I thought

Tessa: Apparently, I'm magical enough to create a tongue fur growth elixir with bat's blood, a little Coca Cola, and the flick of a wrist

Magnus: Plus the secret ingredient

Tessa: Yes, plus the secret ingredient

Jem: What's the secret ingredient?

Tessa: NO SECRET INGREDIENT FO YOU

Jem: Okay, okay! Hades...

Jason: *Pluto

Percy: *Hades

Jason: *PLUTO

Percy: *HADES

Jason: PLUTO DAMMIT

Percy: IT'S HADES, DUMBARSE

Jason: RAAAARRRGHJHHHH!!!

Percy: YAAAAAGHGHGKRRGHHH!!!!!

Magnus: NNYYYAAAAREARRFGFGVHGRERJHGGHFNVIPENUIPB!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason:

Percy:

Magnus:

Tessa:

Jem: Anyway

Jem: What's the cure for tongue fur?!

Magnus: Time, my friend. Time

Tessa: Or four and a half litres of Pepsi straight

Jem: WHAT

Tessa: You gotta drink a lotta Pepsi to battle the Coke

Jem: EEEWWW, I'M NOT DRINKING FIVE FREAKING LITRES OF POP

Tessa: *4.5 litres. 

Tessa: And if you want to be furless, you're going to want to drink the pop

Jem: BUH I DON'T WANNA DRINK THE POP

Tessa: You gotta drink the pop

Jem: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Percy: This is like watching a terrible TV show

Jason: omgs, totally

Jem: FINE, I'LL DRINK THE FREAKING POP

Tessa: YASS!

Tessa: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

~ten minutes later~

Jem: i feel sick

Tessa: So, is your tongue fur gone?

Jem: ugghh...no

Magnus: *snickers*

Jem: what

Tessa: XD

Tessa: I just made you drink four and a half bottles of Pepsi for nothing

Jem:

Jem:

Jem:

Jem: i hate you

Tessa: ;)

Magnus: GLITTERBOMB

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Well, that was random.

This chap had only five characters, and none of them are (exclusively) from The Mortal Instruments. They're all from The Infernal Devices. Well, three of them are. Percy and Jason SHOULD BE though.

Anyway.

Sarry, TMI peeps XD Next chap!

~V