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uggghhhhhh... im waestd, mahn
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Isabelle: SUCH FUN PARTUY
Magnus: irk
Magnus: whaahey, chiarman! dif yuo get into the aclohols?
Chairman_Meow: mebbe :)
Magnus: Baaah! That was my alcholols!
Chairman_Meow: soz...
Chairman_Meow: CAtnip, any one?
Jem: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Chairman_Meow: * dumps catniip onto Jems faec*
Jem: blihhh whai?
Chairman_Meow: :)
Jace: IM SEXAY AND I NKOW ITTTTTTTTTTTT
Clary: HES SEXAY AND WE KNOW ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
Simon: barf
Tessa: IMMA MODDLE, YUO KNOW WAT I MAEN
Will: Ya should be ;)
Maia: Oh, jeez! I log back in after only, like, a month, and you guys are drunkered again?!
Will: Not me!
Maia: Whai not you, person I don't know?
Will: because... *snickers* ... I'd need a mop
Maia: um
Maia: ...why?
Will: because... *snickers gain* ... I'm DEAD!
Will: IT WOULD FALL RIGHT THROUGH ME XDDDDDD
Maia:
Will:
Maia:
Will:
Maia: I don't care what you say, you're drunk as hell
Jem: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Magnus: Yes, yuo
Church: I ams the Smexy qUeen, yuong n sweet, only sevenhundredfortythreee
Church: I, I LUV YOU LIEK A LUV SONG, BEBBE
Jem: Bad Charch!
Church: why
Jem: That song is about... *shudders* ... the Biebs
Everyone: GASP
Tessa: What's wrong with the Biebs?
Jace: Becasue he's...it's...it's a Bieber!
Clary: JACE!
Clary: Iv'e told you not to say taht word in front of Whumsy!
Whimsy: *Whimsy
Tessa: The guy isn't that bad
Alec: Let's all humor Tessa!
Everyone: We love the Biebs!
Everyone: *turns* *spits*
Frank: dude, is Bieber the equivalent of Wullerton in the USA?
Alec: Yes
Alec: I have no idea what you're talking about
Alec: Who are you, again?
Frank: a CANUCK
Alec: ...
Alec: a what
Frank: A Canadian
Alec: ah
Alec: and what's Wullerton?
Frank: The goody-goody town beside Dog River. Everyone hates Wullerton. *spits*
Everyone in Saskatchewan: *spits*
Alec: um
Alec: Is that an obscure reference, or...?
Frank: EAT FOOD, GET GAS >:D
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Maia: Woah, Mr. Hot Sauce Musclebags seems slightly woohoo
Bat: I AM NOT BATMAN, SO TROLOLO
Max: GO AWAY THEN, GRIEFER
Bat: BLIH!
Max: BLARGH!
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Simon: What the actual fuzz
Simon: But hey. #minecraft
Magnus: I'm confused
Jace: SO AM ME
Magnus: Don't worry, Jace! I'm as straight as a spoon!
Jace: ...
Jace: ...um, that's...good
Jace: Because, you know, I'm as straight as a...straight...thing
Magnus: >:^}
Jace: ...?
Magnus: Anyway
Jem: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Narcissus: HEY!
Narcissus: THAT'S MY LINE!
Narcissus: Anyway
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Yes, that is my catten at the top. He is a drunkard and pizzard. Ignore him. The whole Frank Zhang thing was a reference to a weerd Canadian TV show called Corner Gas, which is fabulousamaze llama. Oh, and HoO, bc Frank, duh. "Straight as a spoon" is trademarked and copyrighted (ha, no). And finally, I have no opinion on the whole Bieber thing... though if you've ever heard of the most amazing YouTube channel EVER, nigahiga, you should watch "A Day in the Life of Rustin Hieber". At least, I think that's what it's called. But yeh.
Anyway.
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