***Jace Herondale has updated his status***
THE PRONOUNCIATION OF CHIPOTLE IS CHIH-POAT-LAYYY
JESUS
—Comments—
Clary: You spelled pronunciation wrong ;)
Jace: ProNOUNciation
Clary: ProNUNciation
Jace: You proNOUNce things. You don't proNUNce them
Clary: *sigh* No, Jace. I swear by the Angel, it's all about the NUNs
Magnus: NUNderwear!!!
Isabelle: you stole that from Roxy
Magnus: Who
Isabelle: a real life person
Magnus: Fangirl?
Isabelle: Yep.
Magnus: ah
Simon: ADMIT IT, JACE! YOU ARE WRONG AND AN IDIOT AND YOU NEVER EVER DESERVED CLARY EVER
Jace: No.
Simon: SAY UNCLE
Jace: No.
Simon: SAY UNCLE OR I WILL KNOCK YOU INTO ONE OF THOSE DEMON DIMENSION THINGS
Jace: *snorts* Right. gl
Simon: >:P*
Jace: btw, another wrong pronounciation: COO-pon. not KEW-pon
Clary: Still wrong ;)
Jace: Still right ^*3
Will: ALOO-MINNIE-UM!
Jace: No, aluminum. a-loo-min-um
Will: MY WAY SOUNDS MORE BRITISH
Jace: My way sounds correct
Will: BLIH *goats*
Tessa: Jace, why you care so much?
Jace: BECAWSE PEEPLES DRIVED ME INSHANE WIF DE WRONG PRONOUNCIATIONS AN GRAMMA
Tessa: ...okay
Jace: SANGWICH IS ALSO WRONG
Jace: AND CAPO. IT'S NOT CAH-PO, ITS CAYYYY-PO
Jem: What the hell is capo
Jace: *a capo. Noun
Jace: It be an object that you put on the fretboard of your guitar/uke/banjo/etc. It raises the pitch of the note (A major becomes B major, D becomes E, F#m becomes Gm)
Simon: I knew that!
Clary: We know, Mr. Band Person
Clary: But how the heck does Jace know that?
Jace: A little bird told me
Vanessa: *raises hand* Bird :3
Tessa: This whole thing is so stupid
Tessa: It really doesn't matter that much. I mean, if someone pronounces or or spells something wrong, who cares? Who SHOULD care? Tomato, potato, people!
Jace: ...
Jace: You said "or" twice
Tessa: WHO CARES
Jem: Anyway
Everyone: SHUT UP, JEM
Jem: ^_^
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Well, that was def more of a political debate then stupid, random humour.
(didja catch that? I wrote Then instead of Than. If you noticed, than CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE A FELLOW GRAMMER NAZI!)
(*then *grammar *humor w/ no second U if you're American XDDD)
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