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Magical Decks

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Simon, I don't care what you say. You are officially addicted to Mythomagic.

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Simon: Am not!

Clary: Are too! You've just been sitting in the corner, playing with your magical deck, while Izzy and Jace and I are busy having a life

Magnus: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Magnus: OH MY GOD

Magnus: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST SAID CLARISSER

Clary: ...no?

Jace: Clarisser? That's so British XD

Magnus: That was my intention ;)

Magnus: BUT ANYWAY. WOW

Will: dude, I dont get it at all...

Tessa: I don't think anybody gets it except for Magnus

Simon: Oh, gawd...

Simon: Oh, GAWD

Simon: MAGNUS, REALLY

Magnus: BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Isabelle: M, just tell us? What's so funny???

Simon: NO. DON'T

Magnus: Okay, okay. Make sure no one's around besides us. Now, say out loud in a valley girl voice, "Simon's playing with his magical deck"

Isabelle: Oh

Isabelle: OH

Simon: REALLYYYYYY

Clary: DUDE

Isabelle: XDDDDDD

Simon: THIS IS SO INVASIVE >:(

Jace: Ah, revenge is sweeet

Simon: Revenge for what?!

Jace: Your existence ;)

Jocelyn: MAGNUS

Clary: Uh-oh, Maggy's in twubble...

Magnus: ...yes, Mrs. Garroway-Fray?

Jocelyn: YOU ARE GROUNDED

Magnus: ...excuse me?

Jocelyn: STOP BEING SUCH A PERVY TWEENAGED BOI AROUND MY CHILDREN! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY FRIENDLY CONVO ROOM THING

Clary: ew, lordy, she just said "convo"

Alec: Hehe. Yous just been owned, babe

Magnus: shaddup :(

Jocelyn: No Facebook for a week! Off!

Magnus: But!

Jocelyn: OR ELSE!!!!!!!!

Simon: Ooh, she said 'or else'...

Clary: That's never good XD

Magnus: *rolls eyes* Fine...

Jocelyn: DON'T YOU ROLL THOSE FREAKY MUTANT EYES AT ME, YOUNG MAN

Magnus: Whateva. #GLITTERBOMB!!!

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Jace: Impressive. My future mother-in-law has just successfully grounded a 400-year-old man

Jocelyn: No promises, lover boy

Clary: XDDD

Jem: Anyhoo

Simon: What, you don't say a word the whole time, and all of a sudden you're just here to say "Anyhoo" (which btw is even worse than "Anyway")?

Jem: Yeh. Whai?

Simon: Oh, and now you're a lolcat??

Tessa: You're fighting like an old married couple, dudes. Anyway isn't that bad, anyway

Everyone: YES IT IS.

Will: It's sooo annoyinggggggg

Jem: We've been over this! We need a sign-off thing. Magnus is gone, so I must do my duty and say Anyway!

Clary: No! Don't! Please!!!

Jem: Fine. I won't say anything, then. Bye

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Tessa: Aww, Jemothyyy! Now he says he's quitting Facebook, thanks to you dorks >:(

Clary: QUITTING? Wha?

Will: Oops... O.O

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Magnus: ...heh...Simon's magical deck XD

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I am so sorry about this chapter. I don't even know what I was thinking, okay. (Been hanging out with too many Magic-playing perv bois lately XDDD)

Jem will come back soon, no fear. Don't happy, be worry! *whistles tune*

By the way, I FINALLY updated DFC after two weeks, so checkit out, mahn!