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Fabulousamaze Llama

***Magnus Bane has updated his status***

WILL AND I HAVE EDITED OUR LLAMA SONGS TOGETHER AND MADE A HANDSHAKE FOR IT AND ADDED MUSIC AND STUFF AND YEAH. AM HAPPY

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Simon: Great

Jem: Oh, cool! You should post a video of you two performing the song

Will: I won't show up on the camera, remember?

Jem: ...

Jem: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

Will: *shrugs* Is true

Tessa: YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL DEPRESSED

Magnus: Jeez, sorry I brought up llamas...

Will: Sorry, my fault :3

Clary: You edited the song hao?

Magnus: Well, we tricked Simon's friend Matt into teaching us a bit about guitar playing, and then I learned how to play the cups, and we used a Slinky as a shaker. Then we mashed two different cup beats, pitch-shifted an Ed Sheeran song, shook the Slinky, completely edited the song lyrics, and made up a handshake to go along with it. Voila presto!

Clary: Neat!

Clary: ...So, how does the song go?

Will: *ahem*

Will: Glitter llama, zwag llama, fabulousamaze llama

Magnus: Freaky llama, squeaky llama, fluffy baby cheeky llama

Will: Big butt mama llama, shake it to the side llama

Magnus: Party llama, pooper llama, dance like you just don't care llama

Will: MC Hamma llama...

Magnus and Will: STOP--llama time!

Magnus: Demigodly wizzard llama, goat/sheep/alpaca llama

Will: Lion llama, rainbow llama, what's a platypoda llama?

Magnus: Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on llamas!

Will: Supercalifragilisticexplialidocious llama

Magnus: Tater llama, tot llama, fried green eggs 'n hamma llama

Will: Sweet home Alabama llama...

Magnus and Will: WHAT DOES THE LLAMA SAY?

Will: STOP--take it back now!

Magnus: Glitter llama, zwag llama, fabulousamaze llama

Will: You're a llama, I'm a llama!

Magnus and Will: Moose, duck, swagg. HOLLA

Simon: *slow-claps sarcastically*

Tessa: THAT WAS SO AWESOME

Tessa: I love the Phan reference XD

Clary: Coolyay!

Clary: But I want an audio track, stat

Will: Soon, grasshopper :)

Jem: Maybe I'll do the dancey handshake with Magnus?

Magnus: Sho thang, Cho Chang!

Jace: WELL, YOU GUYS ARE PAINFULLY BORING TODAY

Clary: That's your problem, he-bish

Jace: :I

Alec: You just destroyed him

Jace: Nope

Jace: Nope, you did not

Clary: Go cry on Phil's shoulder. He'll huggle you and scruffle your hair until your crisis ends

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Alec: Who's Phil?

Tessa: HUGGLE SCRUFFLE I CAN'T EVEN ASGHDKGLHOFDLDIL

Isabelle: Nobody knows what's going on anymore, Alec -_-

Jem: Anyway

Tessa: WAIWAIWAIT

Tessa: Jemiel Howell. Wilip Lester

Tessa: You two even ACT LIKE THEM

Will: I am so confused wtf

Jem: ...as I was saying, anyway

Tessa: 8D

Tessa Gray is officially insane

Clary: *highfives*

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Uh, hey *awkwardly waves*. Sorry I haven't updated either Chat in a month... whoops...

Seriously, I have no idea what happened! I started watching Doctor Who and Phan, and the next thing I knew, it was MID-OCTOBER! Apologies, my little mutant zebroid things :/

So, I don't know how when the next updates will be, but I'm trying to glean some inspiration from the depths of my mind. In the meantime, I've got some stuff going on at the moment, so I might not be feeling very entertain-y. HENCE, THIS CRAPPY CHAPTER. lulzoar

Okay, that's all. (If you're Canadian, happy politics day... yay...)

~V