***Jem Carstairs has updated his status***
WHERE'S CHURCH
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Jace: I took him back
Jem: WHAT
Jace: You stole him first...
Jem: But I'M the one who rescued him like 140 years ago!!!
Magnus: I gave him to the New York Institute after you got transformed into a Brother. Hope ya don't mind ;)
Jem: THAT'S MY CAT
Jace: WELL HES MY CAT NOW
Jem: HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, HE LOVES ME! HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!!!
Jace: ...
Jace: ow
Jace: ow
Jace: he poked my feels
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Jem: Give my back my cat!!
Jace: No!
Jace: He MINE cat!
Jem: HE MINE CAT DAMMIT
Magnus: Please, you two, don't fight
Magnus: I'll spare you the trouble and take him for myself ;)
Jace and Jem: NO
Clary: Jace?
Jace: Yes, my little mango?
Clary: WHO YOU CALLIN LITTLE
Jace: ...um
Jace: No one, no one
Clary: Okay! :3 Now, can you do a leetle something for leetle old me?
Jace: You just called yourself little
Clary: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Clary: Can you please give Church back to Jem? It's his birthday soon, anyway
Jace: WHAT
Jace: BUH
Clary: Pleeease?
Jace: MMMHMMHMMPPHHHokay.
Jem: Yay! *claps hands together*
Magnus: Well, that's settled.
Magnus: GLITTERBOMB
Jem: What's with you and Glitterbomb?
Magnus: AHEM. It's pronounced GLITTERBOMB.
Magnus: And what was with you and Anyway?
Jem: ...
Magnus: Exactlay.
Magnus: Anyway
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