Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

Harry Potter and the Myrtle Instruments

***Moaning Myrtle has updated her status***

OH, HARRY!!! with Harry Potter

--Comments--

Harry: What is it now, Myrtle?

Myrtle: HAI

Harry:...Hai

Harry: May I help you?

Myrtle: OH YES

Myrtle: YOU CAN

Harry: um

Harry: how...?

Jace: *snorts*

Jace: HOW DID I EVEN COME ACROSS THIS ZOMG

Myrtle: WHO ARE YOU

Jace: Jace

Myrtle: WHAT IS JACE

Jace: Hot, that's what ;)

Harry: okay, WHO are you besides your name and general looks?

Jace: They aren't general, they're magnificent

Jace: And I'm a Shadowhunter. You know, from the TMI fandom. We've met a couple of times...?

Harry: I vaguely remember you

Harry: Oh yeah! You're friends with the girl who looks even hotter than Ginny! What's her name again?

Jace: OH, THAT IS JUST MY GIRLFRIEND CLARY.

Jace: BY THE WAY, SHE IS MINE. "MINE" AS IN NOT YOURS, MEANING DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER OR THINK ABOUT HER. MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

Harry: o-kay

Myrtle: Oh. Ginny.

Myrtle. I remember Ginny.

Myrtle: She threw a book at my head and stole MY HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Myrtle: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Moaning Myrtle has left the conversation

Clary: jealous much? ;)

Harry: Who, Myrtle or this Jason dude?

Jace: It's JACE

Jace: It does NOT stand for JASON

Jace: THANK YOU

Clary: Isn't Jason another fandom dude?

Jason: Son of Zeus ;)

Clary: ah. good ta know

Harry: Jason! Mah man!

Jason: Harry, bruh!

Jason: So... what does Jace stand for?

Jace Herondale has left the conversation

Clary: He doesn't like his real name much. The whole "real name" thing is a touchy subject in the Mortal Instruments

Tessa: And a little in the Infernal Devices!!

Clary: No, not really.

Tessa: Oh

Tessa: Well, then

Hermione: OOOOOOH I read both series omg I can't wait for the Dark Artifices to come out AHHHH I am such a HUGE fan of you Clary and Tessa omfg oh yeah and Tessa tell Will that I LURVE HIM and he is AMAYZAYN and omg omg omg I LOVE YUO PEOPLE

Will: Thanks! I read the Harry Potter books, too. You're my favourite character

Hermione: 

Hermione:

Hermione:

Hermione Granger has left the conversation

Hermione Granger has joined the conversation

Hermione:

Hermione:

Hermione Granger is officially dead from overfangirling 

Will: um

Harry: don't worry about it. She dies sometimes

Jace: I notice she didn't fangirl over me :(

Clary: It's because Will is so booky, which is very Hermione. And he's random and dancy and loves parodies

Will: I'm too sexy for my lunch, too sexy for my lunch

Jace: Hey! I'm too sexy is my thing!!!

Will: You still inherited it from the fam, my little descendant ;)

Jace: You're weird, Gramps

Will: *times like six

Jace: WHATEVER

Jace: Hey, how are you even chatting live on Facebook?

Will: doi, because when I died, I turned into a ghost. Who acts and appears seventeen years old. Which I don't get, because I died old...

Will: How does that work?!

Will: I THINK MY MIND IS GOING TO EXPLODE

Jem: I'm just on here because of a long story that encompasses eleven chapters and an epilogue

Hermione: Eleven chaps ain't that long, honey

Will: Hey, Hermione!

Will: *I'm in love with you, and all your little things*

Hermione Granger is now temporarily permanently dead

Harry: XD

Jem: Anyway!

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Hello, people!

I don't know where the poor Weasleys are, but they're just gettin dissed left right and center over here... :P

So, this may or may not be the last Chat for 1-3 days. I am TRYING to work on the 2nd and 3rd chapters for Story Of A blah blah blah (I will just call it Story from now on which is weird but whatevs!), but Chats is just so irresistible...

Gah.

Oh, the writer's life. We're so hard done by, you know? XD

Peace! ~V