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Magnus On Some Serious Catnip

***Magnus Bane has updated his status***

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Jace: I see Magnus has calmed down some

Alec: Yeah, no thanks to you, my so-called parabatai. I had to throw a bunch of Chairman's catnip at him whilst simultaneously trying not to get killed

Chairman_Meow: So it was you who took it!!! UOME!

Magnus: i like the shiny pizza in teh tree

Alec: Yes, yes, we know, Magnus

Clary: Shiny pizza tree?

Magnus: wiat

Magnus: it kind o smells liek my foot fell asleep

Gabriel: XDDD

Magnus: waht

Gabriel: YOU

Magnus: oh... hahaha.!

Magnus: i dont get it

Simon: WILL SOMEONE GET A VIDEO CAMERA ON THIS GUY

Magnus: i'm gonna lego the pieces, and build a little house

Clary: ...you got the lyrics wrong, Magnus

Magnus: come on and eat the cat now/ come on and eat the cat for us / dont yuo spay the manly cat dog/ yo-o-o-oo

Alec: *Take It Back

Magnus: take waht baack

Alec: That's the song. Take It Back by Eddie S

Magnus: XD who eddie s

Clary: Ed Sheeran, who else?

Magnus: oh ! haha

Magnus: hahaha XD

Magnus: XD haha

Magnus: lol

Magnus: hahahaha

Simon: Hey, Magnus! What's your favourite song right now?

Magnus: um

Magnus: up-town funky-wa, uptown funky-wa

Magnus: ((doom doo-doom doom doo-doom)

Zim: GIR!

Magnus: ?

Gir: Doom doom doom doo-doom doom doom doo-doom doom doom doo-doom doom doom doo-doom doooom!

Everyone:

Simon: OH MY GOD, INVADER ZIM HAS RETURNED

Tessa: Invader what???

Magnus: i'm THe Man !! cause the orange was too table

Magnus: so what we eat juuunk, so what we go weee, we just did ate luuunch, then we go to sleeep

Magnus: we're nerds, dorks and geeeeeks

Magnus: BOOOM

Will: Are you saying that we nerds, dorks and geeks just eat, sleep, and go to the loo???

Magnus: hahaha

Magnus: your so british

Will: Oh, yeah? Well, you're so... you... you make bad, nonsensical parodies!!!

Magnus: lLamma!

Magnus: glitter lamma, swag llamma, fabulousamaze llamaa

Magnus: BOOM

Magnus: YOUS DONE BEEN SWAG'D!!!

Magnus: HAHAHA LOL HA XD HAHA HAHAHA LMAO HA

Magnus: HAAAAAAAAAAA

Alec: Magnus?

Magnus: yees alexanderr?

Alec: You are officially delusional.

Magnus: WOO #GLITTERBOMB

Simon: #SayNoToHashtags

Magnus: [censored] yuo :(

Jem: Anyway XD

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This is part 2 of the Magnus On Some Serious [________] series.

Sorry to do this to you, Alec. XD