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MERRY CHRISTMAS, YO
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Simon: FURTS COMMNENT
Jem: Merry Christmas :)
Clary: wtf Simon?
Simon: YUSS
Jace: nerd
Simon: I never get the first word in! IS SO HARRRRD
Clary: you get the first word in quite often, actually
Magnus: FIST COMENNT
Everyone:
Magnus: DAMN it
Magnus: Social media SUX
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Will: I don't like Christmas
Clary: *gasps* *clutches chest* *staggers*
Jace: Oi! Leave the chest clutching to me, bae
Simon: ew
Isabelle: That's like saying you don't like chocolate, for chrissakes
Tessa: Well, I don't like chocolate
All the single ladies: *gasps* *clutches chest* *staggers*
Will: I just don't get it
Will: You drop thousands of dollars on mass-produced objects that'll just be forgotten or dead after about 3 months anyway
Will: Not to mention that you have to deal with the inlaws at Christmas dinner. Oh, and turkey makes you gassy
Jace: I like turkey :(
Simon: No wonder you have such bad gas!
Jace: Says the nerd who always hiccups very violently and annoyingly after meals every. single. time
Clary: Shut up, you two
Clary: I like Christmas because I then get an excuse to sing Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass and Yule Shoot Your Eyes Out and stuff
Isabelle: ENOUGH WIT THE MUSICAL BEAUTIFULS
Simon: But we like the musical beautifuls :(
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Magnus: Panic!
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Jem: So, William Scrooge, whatcha gonna do about our celaboratory fabulousness?
Will: I'm gonna watch YouTubers act like idiots with Tessa
Tessa: Yes. They will act like idiots with me
Will: not what I meeeaaaannnnttt
Jem: You guys sure about that? Seems pretty reckless XD
Clary: O_O
Simon: DUET?
Clary: DUET
Simon and Clary: TO ALL OF YOU WHO'VE WRONGED ME, I AM I AM A ZOMBIE
Maia: another obscure reference? sigh
Simon: The Pretty Reckless. Lookem up
Jace: NO
Jace: STOP
Clary: don't stoooooop doin wut u doinnnnnn
Jace: STOOOOOOP
Jace: YOU GUYS ARE OBSESSED WITH MUSIC! NOBODY CARES
Simon: ...
Simon: Nobody likes you
Simon: Everyone left you
Simon: They're all out without you
Simon: Having fun
Jace: ...
Simon: #GreenDay #StJimmy
Jace: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH
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Magnus: Panic!
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Jem: Anyway
Jem: Merry Christmas, everyone (except Will)! :3
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...and happy holidays, and all dat shiz ^_^
So, sorry I haven't updated in TWO MONTHS. I suck, heh. (I BLAME LEAGUE OF LEGENDS *points one mildly accusing finger at Nasus*)
Hope you all had a great Christmas, for those of you who celebrate!
~V
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