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Vegetables

I'm baaack... Author's Note comes first this time, lol!

Screen-Free week wasn't so bad, actually... whaddya know. It was a little inconvenient, sure, but y'all should try it! (Not that you will XDDD)

Anywayz, I haven't quite finished The Mark of Athena—I'm such a slow reader these days, wth—so some of my HoO references may have been/will be off, soz bout dat... Warning in advance!

Btw, Hazel Levesque is officially my all-time fave character (besides Percy, Simon, Magnus, Will, every other fandom character, etc.). She is literally sort of figuratively exactly my 13-year-old self. :^}

SORRY I AM RAMBLING AGAIN anyway.

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***Magnus Bane has updated his status***

I have a love-hate relationship with vegetables.

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Simon: Same, bruh

Tessa: Why?

Tessa: And which ones do you 'hate'?

Magnus: Asparagus. Cooked spinach. Mushrooms. Squash. Zucchini.

Jem: Those last three aren't vegetables. Technically, mushrooms are fungi and squash/zucchini (which are both in the gourd family) are fruits

Magnus: NOBODY CARES, BORINGPANTS

Tessa: Nuh, intelligence is smexy

Simon: ZOMG NIALL QUOTE

Everyone:

Simon:

Everyone:

Simon Lewis was slain by society

Jace: Yay!

Simon: Hey! I may be dead, but I still have ears

Jem: Um, when you're dead, your organs actually can't work as if you were alive...

Will: Jem? Love you to death, bro, but everybody thinks know-it-alls are hopeless losers

Tessa: Except for Niall. Niall thinks know-it-alls are smokin' sizzly

Simon: Moving on, what vegetables DO you like, Magnus?

Magnus: Um

Magnus: Lemme think...

Magnus: Carrots

Simon: ZOMG LOUIS CARROTS AHHGJK *fangirls*

Everyone:

Simon:

Everyone:

Simon: uh

Simon: I mean

Simon: You see, it's

Simon: uh

Simon: IT'S A HOMOPHONE

Simon Lewis has left the conversation

Tessa: wait, what...?

Clary: *facepam* And I actually hang out with that boi...

Isabelle: Dude, I DATE the guy. How do you think I feel?!

Simon Lewis has joined the conversation

Simon: Ladies, ladies, no need to fight over little ol' me... ^*3

Clary: You're STILL using that winky?

Simon: Wha, what's wrong with it?

Clary: It's ollld. Like the llama songs and Anyway

Jem: Hey!

Magnus: I tol' yuz, brutha man

Alec: Hoh, boy, Magnus is talking funny

Alec: Did you get into Chairman's catnip again?

Chairman_Meow: *pounds fist into pawlm* *growls like a ferocious lion*

Alec: Oh, jeez, the cat's got indigestion again. Better call Catarina

Chairman_Meow: *facepawlm*

Clary: Aww, facepawlm cute

Chairman_Meow: I IS NOT OF THE CUTE KIND!!!!!!!

Tessa: Haww, widdle kitty :3

Chairman_Meow: RAWR

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Jem: Anyway

Clary: Dude, I was just saying how annoying that's getting

Jem: *Bad Cop voice* Well, too bad! I don't follow your instructions!!!

Jem: ANYWAYYY!

Jem: WOW-HEY, BURRN!

Clary:

Clary:

Clary:*facepawlm*