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The Bandom War

***Clarissa Fray has updated her status***

Don't stooop doing what you're doooing

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Tessa: ooh, 5sos!

Simon: blech, seriously? They suck

Isabelle: THEY DO NOT SUCK

Magnus: AGREED

Maia: One Direction is better in my humble opinion

Clary: no way! They don't use the electric guitar as much as 5sos does. Lame brits

Jem: Hey! Brit here!

Clary: Not you, Jem. Not you

Tessa: Oh, I love them both so much! I can't choose!

Will: funny, that sounds familiar XD

Jem: lol

Cecily: I really like 5sos's song Amnesia

Simon: NO

Simon: STOP

Simon: I HATE THAT SONG

Clary: stop hating. You have your memory back, remember? (haha bad joke :P)

Simon: *HATES*

Magnus: and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

Simon: people seriously have no taste in music these days

Jace: hey, I do!

Jace: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT

Jace: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurrrts

Isabelle: eww

Alec: no comment

Simon: I agree with Izzy

Jace: When I walk into the room, this is what I see, Shadowhunters stop and stare at me

Jace: ...

Jace: that's all I got

Simon: pathetic

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Jace: hey! meanies

Clary: You are sexier than even Luke Hemmings, Jace

Tessa: hey, you've got to take Zayn Malik into account!

Isabelle: what about Harry Styles???

Cecily: or Louis Tomlinson!

Clary: STOP IT WITH THE ONE DIRECTION

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Maia: somebody's in denial

Isabelle: thou dost protest too much

Magnus: is everyone forgetting Big Time Rush?

Alec: or the Jonas brothers?

Isabelle: ALEC

Alec: what

Isabelle: THE JONAS BROS ARE SO 2008

Alec: oh, okay, useful information. Not

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Jem: What about The Wanted?

Maia: NO

Jem: ?

Maia: They're evil

Jem: oookay then

Gabriel: I think 5sos is cooler bc they're aussies

Gideon: Gabriel, you shouldn't judge people by what country they're from

Gabriel: GO SUCK A SCONE

Everyone: ...

Cecily: I don't even know

Clary: I don't think I want to know

Isabelle: the story of my liiife, you steal my giiirl, cause good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught

Tessa: I wish that I could wake up with amnesia, even when the night changes

Cecily: one way or another, she looks so perfect dancing to the best song ever

Magnus: AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE 18

Simon: these are all terrible mashups

Maia: Magnus, "18" is both 1D and 5SOS

Magnus: clever of me, isn't it ;)

Tessa: I CAN'T FORGET MY ENGLISH LOVE AFFAIR[S]

Will: lol, Tess

Jem: best parody ever

Magnus: your little love triangle is very perverted and messed up, you know that?

Will: Well, I'm dead, so it's not like Tessa and I are together anymore

Clary: I don't care what people say when we're together/ you know I wanna be the one to hold you when you sleep/ I just want it to be you and I forever/ i know you wanna leave, so come on, baby be with me so happily

Maia: She IS a #directioner!

Clary: ...

Clary: they're okay, I guess

Cecily: Welcome to the bandom!!!

Simon: traitor

Clary: oh, come on, we all know that you secretly fanboy over Niall

Simon: YOU MAY SHUT UP NOW, CLARISSA

Alec: haha I don't blame you man

Isabelle: Let's have another toast to the Niall almighty

Maia: it's beautiful! 

Isabelle: ikr ;)

Simon: idek

Jem: Anyway

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