Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

Okay, boredom is starting to get really boring...

~continued from Boredom is Still Striking~

Jem: I'll go scout farther into the back. Clary, come with me

Clary: Why me?

Jem: Because you're our only light source ;)

Clary: *sticks out tongue*

Simon: Jem, you roll a 6

Simon: Too quick to properly discern, a monster leaps at you and Clary. Because C is so bright, it shies away, targeting you instead. Now, defend yourself!

Jem: Um... I stab at him with my blade as he's coming toward me?

Simon: Okay... so Shadowhunters get a lot of abilities and bonuses, so... You roll a 19, with +1 Reflex and +2 Agility. That's 22. Hah! The monster thing skewers itself on your seraph blade, right in the face! It's dead

Clary: Finally! Let's play Monopoly or something...

Simon: Hold it! Roll for Initiation!!!

Simon: 8

Simon: Three more mutant monster demon things crawl out of the depths of the cave

Clary: really? *facepalm

Jace: IMMA KILL THEM ALLL

Simon: Now, now, we have to work together, Jacey

Jace: URGH my skin is crawling amagad do not EVER call me that ever again

Simon: :)

Simon: Anyway, Jace wants to kill something. You roll a 1

Simon: HAHAHA yass! I always hoped Jace would someday roll a 1!

Simon: Jace, while charging at the ugly monster things, you trip and fall on your face

Simon: And this time, your face cannot be saved

Jace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alec: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone:

Alec:

Everyone:

Alec:

Simon: Who goes next?

Magnus: I will! I want to blast them all with blue sparks!

Tessa: I'll help Magnus:

Simon: ok. you guys roll a 12 with +2 for magic wielding stuffs

Simon: Working together, you kill one of them

Tessa: Yayee!

Magnus: EVERYTHING IS AWESOOOOOOOMMMMMME

Will: I'll go next! I want to behead one

Simon: You roll a 17, plus the whole Shadowhunter bonus thing, so that's 20. You behead one monster. There is one left

Will: BOOYEAH

Clary: I want to throw my seraph blade at it

Simon: alright. You roll... oh no. You rolled another 6

Simon: You miss. You are now weaponless

Clary: crap.

Simon: And now he's coming for you

Clary: double crap.

Alec: I make a stab for the heart

Simon: You roll a 7

Simon: Wow, you guys call yourselves demon hunters? Sorry, Alec; despite your effort, you only catch the skin, simply annoying it. It whacks you aside, and you take two hit points

Alec: >:(

Alec: I CHARGE AT THE VILE BEAST

Simon: sure. Rolling...

Simon: nice!!! 20!

Simon: You drive your blade through its heart

Alec: YASS

Simon: Congrats, you did it people!

Clary: THANK RAZIEL. CAN WE GO NOW.

Simon: okay. 

Jem: Anyway

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WOW that was a long story sorry. :3