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We're off to see the warlock...

***Max Lightwood has updated his status***

*squeaky, nasally munchkin voice* We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild...

Just saying.

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Isabelle: MAX

Alec: OMG MAX YOU'RE ALIVE

Max: no I'm not XD

Isabelle: wha but you're talking oh my gods you have a friggin FB account dude you're only 9 years old you shouldn't have one oh wait you'd be almost 17 now OH MY GOD MAX HOW

Will: Ever heard of ghosts? WOOOoooooOOOOooooOOO

Max: What he said

Isabelle: Oh

Isabelle: Right

Isabelle: :(

Gabriel: What now who is this other Lightwood I've never met...?

Alec: This is Isabelle's and my little brother, Max

Max: Sebastian killed me in CoG! Yay!

Jace: You sound really depressed about that

Max: JACE! HI!!!

Jace: Hey, kid :D

Sebastian: What?! I thought I got rid of you!

Jace: Step down, Jonathan. The little man from the Lollipop Guild is off to see the wizzard.

Magnus: *warlock

Jace: BURN

Sebastian: Um, two things

Sebastian: 1) Don't call me Jonathan or I will kill your family. Well, besides Clary. She's too hot to die.

Clary: DUDE GROSS YOU'RE MY FRIGGIN BROTHER

Sebastian: Call me ;)

Sebastian: 2) What you said, Jace, made literally no sense.

Max: He's right, man

Jace: ...

Jace: Well, in my defense, it sounded way cooler in my head

Simon: HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY SOUND COOL IN ANY WAY?!

Clary: Ezzactlay

Simon: Haha, your gf agrees wif MEEE

Jace: Oh, no. I totally care.

Jace: Hey wait hold up a minute! What's that supposed to mean???

Isabelle: Ditto, Simon

Isabelle: Well?

Simon: um

Simon: NOTHING

Everyone:

Simon: Anyway

Jem: Dude, give it up. Anyway is just not a Simon thing

Simon: Oh! Well then

Simon: Uh

Simon: Maybe it doesn't seem like a Jem thing

Simon: Too

Simon: So

Simon: Yeah

Simon: Burn

Simon: !

Simon: ...and stuff

Jem: You're weird

Simon: THAT'S NOT A NEGATIVE THING

Clary: *sigh*

Clary: Get a life, Simon

Jace: ikr

Jace: OW! AGAIN WITH THE HEAD FLICK? REALLY???

Clary: :3

Jem: Anyway

Max: !

Max: *GLITTERBOMB

Jem: How did you know about that?

Max: About what?

Jem: You know, GLITTERBOMB

Max: Isn't that how every normal person signs off?

Jem: ...

Jem: I have no words

Max: GLITTERBOMB :DDD

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Yay, Max!!!

Call me an evil gorgon, but I didn't even think to add Max Lightwood until today. I feel pretty guilty now XD On the bright side, it feels like I'm watching the Lion King bloopers and finding out that Mufasa was just an actor all along and he didn't really die, except now it's about Max living on (sure, as a ghost, whatever) like Will and Elvis and Jordan and people.

Any other awesome dead people that I've missed, btw? :P