Shadowhunter Facebook Chats

Simon Lewis, The YouTuber

***Simon Lewis has updated his status***

I needa be a YouTuber. Like, now.

MAKE ME PEWDIEPIE, INTARNETZ

--12 people like this--

--Comments--

Clary: Are you going to have a gaming channel or something?

Simon: Imma have a little bit of everything

Simon: LIKE DAN AND PHIL

Isabelle: Like who...?

Simon:

Simon:

Simon:

Simon: You don't know who Dan and Phil are.

Isabelle: ...Nope.

Simon: You're dead to me.

Will: Oheyy, you could do Dear Simon vids, like Ryan Higa does

Clary: And "Types of Humanoids", like Superwoman!

Maia: *and Aze Cowley

Clary: And Aze Cowley ;)

Jem: And you could do ramdoms like Jack and Finn PJ and Chris and Connor and Joey and Miranda

Clary: AND GAMING STUFF

Clary: DON'T FORGET TO DO MARKIPLIER/CAPTAINSPARKLEZ/PEWDIEPIE/ETC.

Simon: I can't become EVERY famous Tuber, people

Tessa: At LEAST become Dan and Phil!!!

Clary: I'm so obsessed with them

Tessa: THEY'RE SO HOT

Clary: AND SO BRITISH

Tessa and Clary: AND SO NERDYYY *fangirls*

Isabelle: Am googling them

Isabelle: Oh, dayum

Isabelle: Dan IS on fire!!!

Simon: Sads.

Isabelle: Oh, boohoo. Taken girls gotta fangirl sometimes ;)

Simon: Yeah, well, I ship Dan and Phil, so.

Clary: Nuh, nuh, nuh. I BROship them.

Tessa: Hell, I WORship them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--36 people like this--

Will: Hey, Tessa...

Will: Which one's your favourite?

Tessa: ...

Tessa: I am not answering that.

Jem: C'maaan!!!

Tessa: It's a free country!

Will and Jem: C'maaan!!!

Tessa: No!

Everyone: C'maaan!!!

Tessa: GARR FINE

Tessa: ...

Tessa: I can't choose

Everyone: *facepawlm*

Tessa: HOW CAN ANYONE CHOOSE BETWEEN THAM?! GAHDS

Tessa: Okayfine, I pick Dan. Happy?

Clary: *highfives*

Jace: what were we talking about again...?

Simon: My dream of becoming a rich and flamous YouTuber

Tessa: *not flamous. The best Tubers aren't on fire

Simon: Ha, ha.

Simon: But srsly. I've got to find SOME way to get rich. The band isn't really taking off, so...

Isabelle: *cough* surprise, surprise...

Clary: Hey! Simon's a great bassist

Isabelle: ...but Kirk and Eric and Matt are just terrible.

Isabelle: What's your band's current name, anyway?

Simon: Um

Simon: I think it's a toss-up between Peeping Angels and Fatal Piglet Tutus

Everyone:

Simon:

Everyone:

Simon:

Everyone:

Jem: That

Jem: is my cue

Jem: Anyway...

___________________________________________________________________

Sorry. I'm kind of obsessed with YouTubers at the mo. Teehee!

For random, here is a complete list of all of Simon's band's names, as stolen from the shadowhunters.wikia.com website:

Sea Vegetable Conspiracy

Rock Solid Panda

Lawn Chair Crisis

Sexist Pigs

Furious Mole

Fortuitous Occurrences

Champagne Enema

Mojo Pie

Salacious Mole

Millennium Lint

Dangerous Stain

Dichotomous Lemur

Sexy Vampire Mojo

Werewolf String Quartet

Midnight Burrito

Lethal Soufflé

Mortal Instruments (fangirled to death when I read that after Simon's memory was gone, ahaha)

Craven Loons

Fun Academy

By the way I AM SO SORRY WE HAD NO INTERNET FOR ALL OF LAST WEEK SO I COULDN'T UPDATE GAH. I'll update DFC soon, too, but I dunno when -_-

~V