What would you do when you have nearly lost your family, your home...everything that you had cherished? You take matters into your own hands and deliver the hand of vengeance on your enemies who dare to threaten everyone's future. Once more begins...
One of our researchers monitoring the Squid Sisters intercepted this top-secret report from the Inkling world. Let's have a look, shall we?
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We cut to July 22, 14,016 C.E. as the Squid Sisters host the news.
Callie: Hold on to your tentacles...
Marie: It's Inkopolis News time!
Callie: Before we reveal the stages, some special news!
Marie: Ooooh!
We go to the next shot in their screen with their divine fax machine, which if you guys haven't seen the Beta64 video on Splatoon, they still deliver messages from "Kami", which means both "god" and "paper" in Japanese. Very clever, Nintendo.
Callie: We've received word from...on high,
Marie: You don't mean...!?
Callie: That's right! There's going to be a Splatfest soon!
Marie: OOH! What's the theme? What's the theme!?
Callie: Just a moment! The theme is descending as we speak!
Marie: Let's see it! Let's see it!
The fax machine finished printing out the theme.
Callie: ...Aaaand it's here! We've got the Splatfest theme!
Marie: Let's hear it! Let's hear it!
Callie: All right then, I'll announce the theme!
Marie gulps with anticipation.
Callie: The theme for the upcoming Splatfest is...
Marie: Wait for iiiiiit...
The screen showed off the theme for the Splatfest; Callie vs. Marie.
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Callie: I knew this day would come...
Marie: The Splatfest to end all Splatfests.
Callie: Without further ado, let's introduce the teams... She's the winningest Squid Sister in Splatfest history: ME!
Marie: Versus the only Squid Sister who isn't boring: ME!
Callie: You know, I'm gong to be the bigger squid today... That's why I'm going Team Marie!
Marie: Glad you've seen the light, teammate. Go Team Marie!
Callie: HEY! But that means you have to go Team Callie!
Marie: Yeah, right. I'd rather give DJ Octavio a sponge bath.
Callie: THAT'S IT. Team Callie is going to bury you! You and your grey hair are going down, grandma!
Marie was blushing from being called "grandma".
Callie: What about you at home? Whose side are you on?
