The One Where Regulus Wins In Exploding Chess ( N/A )

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James and Regulus were playing exploding chess. Evan and Barty on Evan's bed asleep

"SUCK IT, I WON BITCH!!" Yelled Regulus at 3am

"I'VE WON EVERY OTHER GAME!"

"YOU'VE WON 1 OUT OF 124!"

"Shut up you too!" Evan spoke lazily after being awoken by their antics.

"I agree with Evan and Barty!" Barty raised his face from Evan's bed as he spoke.

"We won't even discuss UNO then." Reggie whisper- yelled.

"I WON THAT GAME!" Evan said in an equal volume.

"Y'all are lying, I WON THAT GAME!" Barty yelled ignoring the previous volumes.

"Which UNO game? We play minimum of 100 a day and I win 99.5 out of 100 of them!"

"Bitch, don't lie! You win 0.5 of them, babe!"

"PICTIONARY TIME BITCHES!!" Yelled Barty.

"NOOOO!" They all yelled in unison.

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opinions on dumbledore? and do you believe he's in love with Grindewald? ( idk how to spell it )

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