Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar

marauders powerpoint night

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"Welcome 7th graders, Reg, Barty, Evan and Dorcas to the 7th grade Gryffindor powerpoint night." Announced James, waving enthusiastically at Regulus. "We have our list here, so up first is Remus ( soon to be Black ) Lupin."

Remus clambered off his bean- bag, placing down his chocolate, and walked onto the sort- of stage.

He opened his laptop and clicked onto his powerpoint.

"Why all my friends would die in the Hunger Games, how and when." Remus informed.

Many people chuckled.

"Context, it's the location from the second film. So first to die would be Peter, because he'd be murdered, self explanatory." Remus added.

Peter gawked, and raised his hand.

"Questions at the end." Remus continued. "Next up, Sirius. He can't swim, he'd drown."

Sirius gawked, which then morphed into a slow cock of the head to the side.

"Next up, Dorcas. Purely because she would be a petty ass bitch, and would be flipping off everybody, and would then be shot."

Marlene gave him a 'thumbs- up'.

"4th death would be Marlene, because she'd try and kill Dorcas' murder, but she'd then be killed by them."

Marlene gave him a 'thumbs- down' "I would've left that to Evan and Barty." She followed it up with.

"Speaking of Evan and Barty, Evan would get mad at Barty for that one time he stole the last cookie. Then Barty would get mad at Evan for getting mad at him for stealing the last cookie. They'd both try and shoot each other, but they didn't know how to use a bow and arrow and both shoot themselves."

Evan yelled "I forgot about that until now!" And turned to face Barty.

And Barty faced Remus and shouted, "help!"

"To die next, would be me. I'd just die from lack of chocolate, and the full moon." Remus added.

"Facts." Commented Sirius.

"Next would be Lily. She'd die like the red head from the first movie, eating poison berries while following Regulus and James."

"Red head like red head." Lily expressed.

"And to our final victors. James or Regulus, who would win?" Remus posed, turning to the 7th graders to get their final answer.

"Regulus!" They all shouted simultaneously.

"No, James." Remus paused for a moment. "No, of course Regulus."

Regulus stood up and bowed, blowing kisses at his fans.

"Wait— does that make us star- crossed lovers? AM I PEETA MELLARK? THE BAKER?" James stood up and jumped around, like a kid in a candy store- James in a candy store.

James walked onto the stage as Remus walked off. "Next up, Sirius Black."

Sirius giddily stepped up. "Everywhere me and Remus have shagged!"

Remus buried his head in his hands.

Everyone knew about wolfstar, since Sirius kissed Remus in the great hall in front of everybody. Some people just guessed though, it's not like they were secretive or hissing anything.

Sirius pulled up his powerpoint, displaying various locations.

"In a bed, classic, 27 times. Broom closet, class favourite, 58 times. Room of requirement, gorgeous venue, highly recommend, 84 times. Shower, too cramped for my liking, 10 times. And finally, teachers offices, 16 times."

Remus cheeks glowed red, deeper crimson than Gryffindor red.

"That's a total of 195 times, in 2 years." Sirius bowed. "Soon to be 196 times." Sirius winked.

Regulus 'boo-ed'. ( no, but because he so would ) "Negative rizz."

"Next up is Regulus Black." Informed Lily.

Regulus stepped up, revealing his powerpoint.

"My 3 favourite things." He read.

He flashed the first slide, "James."

Sirius boo-ed "negative rizz!"

"Stop stealing my fucking lines!" Regulus yelled back "Number 2, me." On the board there was a photo of him, in his dress robes. "And finally, cats. Sorry, Sirius, but you high key deserve it."

"What about meeee~ what about meeeee~." Sung Barty.

Regulus stepped off the stage, done with this shit.

When Regulus sat back down, ass first on the dark green and silver silk pillow.

Evan flicked his forehead. "Bitch."

"Okay, next up, Peter Pettigrew." Lily's voice went bland, bored.

Peter walked up, and no applause was heard.

"Why rats are the best animals."  He read from his hideous powerpoint, it was neon orange, green, black, and purple.

He tried to debate saying they were the best, but couldn't be heard over the 'boo-s', the talking, and the shouting.

Eventually Dorcas spelled him off- stage.

"And finally, we have James Potter." Lily finished it off with.

James' had by far the best format, is was pastel pink, and pastel yellow.

On the projector the words 'Why _____ should...' was displayed.

"And then it was dot dot dot." Emphasised Regulus, quoting Mamma Mia. 

Everyone assumed after that, that it was about Regulus.

James' lips curled upwards, and he clicked the 'next slide' button.

'M' was all that was on the board.

"Make love to me?" Guessed Regulus.

'Ma' was next.

"Point still valid." Regulus added.

'Mar.' was after.

 "Marke love you? Like I knew you couldn't spell, but that's terrible." Regulus insulted.

"Bitch, obviously me." Mary said.

'Marr.'

"I've given up on guessing." Admitted Regulus.

'Marry'

Regulus' cheeks turned bright red.

Remus' eyes widened larger than Sirius' _____ ( fill in the blank )

'Marry M'

Regulus buried his head in his hands.

'Marry M'

Was still displayed.

Everyone was anticipating.

'Marry Mo.'

Everyone looked confused, not more than Regulus though.

'Marry Moo'

"Marry cows!" Shouted Lily over the chatter of confused students.

'Marry Moon'

"Are you a furry or something?" Asked Dorcas.

Remus finally understood, and a single tear of joy escaped his eye.

'Marry Moony' was finally revealed.

"Yes!" Moony shouted, jumping into Sirius' arms.

Remus kissed him.

"I love you!" Remus yelled.

"I love you too!" 

Everyone started cheering for the newly- engaged.

Even Regulus was happy for them, despite being lead on by James, and feeling slightly embarrassed.

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