( drarry AND jegulus )
james: so why is Hazza following this Malfoy boy around?
lily: here's my theory, you simped for Regulus for 3 years, secretly dated for for 3.11 months. I simped and dated Narcissa for 2 years. I think my gene of simping for Blacks got passed down, and your gene for simping for Black got passed down, and now Harry has the gene of OBSESSING over Blacks
james: that makes sense
sirius: YOU WERE DATING MY BROTHER ?! IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD I'D KILL YOU
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*in the library*
Remus:
Regulus:
Remus: *pulls out book*
Regulus: *gasp*
Regulus: *whispering* is that the life and works of Ludwig van Beethoven?
Remus: *whispering* uh. yeah why?
Regulus: *quiet squealing* I LOVE HIS MUSIC!
Remus: *gasp* ME TOO!
Both: *British dark academia fangirl squealing*
Sirius spying on them from under the cloak: is that my boyfriend and my unfaithful blood brother? talking...? laUGHING?!?!!!!?? THEY MUST BE DATING!!
James: Aren't you dating Moony?
Sirius: Technicalities
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Reg *a lefty and an artist*: You look like something I drew with my left hand!
James: *sobs and runs off*
Reg: WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN
Later-
Remus: what happened?
James: h-he said I looked like something I drew with his left hand
Remus: he's left handed-
James:
James: I'll be right back
YOU ARE READING
Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar
Non-Fiction❝ 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐔𝐏 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 ❞ ╰┈➤ in which you just got rickrolled (jk)- @ -n-nxptvne. you read the title, what else do you want ??? but writing i...
