lordy lord, I forgot to title this

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Wrote this entire thing, to forget to save it, begin rewriting it, AND THANK THE LORD WATTPAD REPLACED IT WITH THE FIRST VERSION

This is an apology message

I'm sorry for *deep inhale* breathing the same air as you *holds breathe* Imma just

Also, I came back to #49 out of 19.1k stories in the halloween category

I LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT

Song of the day- Atlantis- Sped up version

Song of the day- Toxic gossip train- WHY IS IT SO DAMN CATCHY?!

I don't know if I've mentioned this yet- https://www.wattpad.com/story/348562633-wolfstar-oneshots- such a good book 

Someone said I don't write my age, guess my age here:

There's a cockroach in the corner of my room, burning the house down

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Regulus all day, every day

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Someone: You're a wh*re, Black

Regulus: Taylor's version

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someone: what are you looking at?

Regulus: a mistake

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someone: make me

Regulus: your parents already made that mistake

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someone: you have no friends

Regulus: better than having you

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Regulus: i'm envious of the people who haven't met you

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Regulus: you look like somebody who would double dip at a social gathering

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Regulus: you look like someone who would name their dolls

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Regulus: you look like hannah montana and danny de veto had a kid

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someone: excuse me?

Regulus: you're excused

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Regulus: you're so ugly that hello kitty said bye

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Regulus: your birth certificate was a formal apology

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me at all times, every day: the toxic gossip train chugging down the tracks of misinformation~

more parts coming soon

ideas here

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-NaRcIs*passes out*

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