Sirius, wearing James' glasses: How do I look?
James, blind af: I don't know, I can't see shit *runs into door* OWWWWW
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Regulus: do you think your mom likes me?
James: My mom literally begged you to marry me
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Sirius: James help
Sirius: James
Sirius: James
Sirius: sos
Sirius: Shit help me
Sirius: James
James: who's dead
Sirius: My dignity
James: Sirius, don't be dramatic
James: That's my job
James: What's going on?
Sirius: I'm on a date with Remus and I don't have a fucking clue what's happening
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Regulus: Mary, come here. I want to show you something in the bathroom
Mary: Oh Reg, grow up
Sirius: Hey, what's behind your back?
Regulus: Nothing. Just something I want to get Mary's opinion on for Valentine's Day
Sirius: You don't want my opinion?
Regulus: Not really
Sirius: Come on, I'm your older brother, ask me!
Regulus: All right, big bro *holds up two 🔥SPICY🔥 lingerie* which of these would you think would make your little brother look hotter, so your best friend would want to do him?
Sirius: ...
Sirius, mumbling: The red one
***
[ James and Sirius after a fight]
Sirius: It's ok! It was nothing, it;'s not like you fucked my brother or anything
James:
Sirius:
James: Actually, know that you mention it
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Sirius, licking an ice pop: This one tastes so good. Do you know what else tastes good, Prongs?
James, shaking with anger: If Moony tastes that good, why did you steal my ice pop instead of shoving your fucking tongue in YOUR GOD DAMN MOONY
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