YOU GUYS ARE KIDDING ME, WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT 10K READS!!!!!
When I started this book, I expected to get maybe 100 reads? Then he hit 500, and I was overjoyed. Then it was 1k and I looked like the Cheshire Cat. Then 2k and I was shooketh. Then 5k rolled around and I screamed. And now 10k 😮
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"Goodbye mother, father." Regulus nodded towards his mother and father.
"Goodbye Regulus. I expect the finest out of you. And remember to not interact with any filthy mudbloods, or blood traitors, especially not Sirius, and his unruly friends." Walburga told him.
Orion just silently nodded at him.
He effortlessly picked up his suitcase, charmed to fit every item in his closet, that his mother insisted he bring so he 'doesn't ruin the family image'.
He stepped into the platform, and then up the stairs to the Hogwarts Express.
It was his last year, it would've been his second year, if he hadn't been moved up the previous year.
He left to go to the end of the train, dismissing his family morals on the way.
When he entered, The Marauders were already in there.
He smiled softly at James, running over to him and hugging him.
"No kiss?" James asked, chuckling, hugging back nonetheless.
"Hug first. Don't want an audience either." Regulus gestures to Sirius and Remus sitting opposite them.
( did anyone get the Heartstopper reference? )
"Good point. Bathrooms?" James asked.
"Yep." Regulus grabbed his hand, and lead him to the bathroom.
They heard Remus shout after them, "use protection!"
Regulus yelled back, "you too! Sirius keeps his condom in the left pocket of his trunk, don't use the ones in his tote bag, they're expired!"
James chuckled. And they stepped into the bathroom, locking the door behind them.
"I mis-," James started, but was interrupted by Regulus' lips smashing against his, passionately.
James found his hand knotted in between Regulus' curls, the other hooked around the back of his neck to bring him impossibly closer.
Regulus had both hands cupped around James' chubby cheeks.
They communicated wordlessly, exchanging moans from time to time.
Regulus went to unbutton James' shirt.
He successfully pulled it off, then they heard a knock on the door.
"Is anyone in there?" Called out a student.
Regulus groaned, cursing the singular bathroom. "Kind of busy." He emphasised.
"Please. I really need to go." The student replied.
"Cock- blocker." Regulus muttered under his breathe.
James pulled his shirt back on, attempting to fix his unruly hair by combing his hand through it.
The student, possibly 5th grade, eye's widened bigger than quarters when she saw both 7th grade boys stepping out, messy- haired, and James' shirt buttoned wrong, and his glasses crooked.
When they reentered the compartment, Peter now being there.
"Already!" Remus shouted, bewildered. "I didn't expect you two for another at least 15 minutes."
"Stupid 5th grade fucking cock- blocker." James muttered, it not making sense, but Remus and Sirius burst out in a fit of laughter.
"It worked!" They both shouted.
"What worked?" Asked Peter, just having un- zoned out.
"Adding onto Peter, what the fuck did you two pull?" Regulus inquired, throwing himself into James' lap.
"Language baby brother!" Sirius shouted. "We payed Greengrass 10 galleons to enter the bathroom after 5 minutes, and it bloody worked." Sirius and Remus cackled, Peter chuckling lightly, still slightly confused.
Regulus rolled his eyes. "We could always just continue in here?" Suggested Regulus.
Sirius threw his pillow, that he insists on bringing on the train, at James' face.
"Motherfucker!" James shouts, jokingly flipping Sirius off.
"Brotherfucker!" Sirius retorts.
"Anything from the trolley, darlings?" The old trolley lady asks, walking into the room.
James and Sirius exchange childish glances. Regulus and Remus groan, knowing what's coming next.
"We'll take everything, thanks." James orders.
"Very well." She hands them all the sweets, and James gives her a pouch full of galleons.
James and Sirius instantly dive into the candy. Remus grabs a handful of milk chocolate, but grabs more as the train ride goes on. Regulus grabs a simple fizzing whiz.
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