Sirius, shirtless, fishing gear, fishing in the dorm:
Remus: What the fuck are you doing?
Sirius: Fishing
Remus: In the dorm, shirtless, flexing your biceps?
Sirius, mumbling: I never said for fish...
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James: What's your ideal boyfriend?
Remus: Shorter than me, curly black hair, grey eyes, Gryffindor, stubborn
( later )
James: What's your ideal boyf-
Sirius: Remus
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Sirius: Remmie, can you braid my hair
Remus: What makes you think I can braid ha-
*Sirius pulls out flowers*
*Remus snatches them and starts braiding flowers into Sirius' hair *
Sirius: Called it
Remus: Shut up
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*Remus asleep on Sirius' shoulder*
Sirius: I'm going to buy this boy a engagement ring so big he can't lift his finger
James:
Sirius:
James: Want me to go with you to pawn off priceless family heirlooms to buy an engagement ring for a queer halfblood werewolf?
Sirius: *already grabbing his keys* HELL YEAH
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Remus: *drops pencil and bends over to pick it up*
Sirius: JUST FUCKING MARRY ME ALREADY! FUCK ME SO HARD! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Remus: Okay. But not now, we're in a test and everyone's staring at us
Mcgonnagal: Oh it's fine. Dumbeldore owes me 5 galleons anyway
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Sirius: You're so cute!
Remus: I'm not "cute". I turn into a murderous beast once month and can kill people.
Remus: There is nothing cute about me.
Sirius: Cutest werewolf I've ever met
Remus: How many werewolves have you met
Sirius: None other that I like to fu-
Remus: NO SIRIUS! NO!
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Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar
Non-Fiction❝ 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐔𝐏 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 ❞ ╰┈➤ in which you just got rickrolled (jk)- @ -n-nxptvne. you read the title, what else do you want ??? but writing i...
