Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar

oooh oooh lover boy~

favourite comment from previous chapter-

( it won't let me add a photo )

CharlotteWz

Strut your sh*t Reggie

I CACKLED at this comment

@Passionfruitmacarron 

Love the chapter

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Every prank the Marauders pulled in the past 6 months

-Covering all the Slytherins in red glitter

-Changing the 'Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry' to instead read 'School of Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy' for a month

-Swapped the Slytherin plates to red and gold Gryffindor ( seems ineffective but tears were shed from 1st and 2nd year pure bloods )

-Making every single Slytherin tie red ( to cover up for Regulus accidently wearing James' tie after spending the night ( make it seem like it was a sample ) )

-Have Regulus sing 'stastics' for an hour straight

-Swapping Regulus' covers around ( 'Lord of The Rings' cover on a 'Lord of The Flies' book, etc. )

-Putting Veratisium in Regulus' chocolate ( James' didn't think about it, so it backfired when Sirius asked if he was 'dating anyone' and Regulus said 'yeah, James'

-Making every houses quidditch bleachers post have the Gryffindor logo on it

-Gave Remus a magic mullet ( would disappear in a week ) but worked out for Wolfstar ( MULLET REMUS IS HAWT~ and Remus shaved it to be like that )

-Making Slytherin prefect badges instead read 'Slytherins can kiss my ass' ( Imagine Lucius telling Draco this as a young kid, and that's what gave Draco the idea of the badges in the 4th )

-Teamed up with the Peeves to annoy Filch

-Hiding Mr Norris in the Prefects bathroom ( annoyed at Filch giving them detention for previous prank, even though there was no evidence )

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And that's 6 months, let that sink in

that's 13 ( Taylor Swift ) in 6 months, that's a prank every 2 weeks for 6 months, with a prank 2 weeks in a row once

IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

*off key kazoo*

-NaRcIsSiStIc