that's what she said
Running out of inspiration, ideas, any ideas, please!
Song of the day- Our Song- Taylor Swift
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It was the last day of The Marauders, minus Pete, he decided to not have his 7th year, and to instead travel Australia.
"Right mate, this is Pete's last prank with us in Hogwarts, we got to make this count." Stated Sirius.
"Everyone got their stuff?" Questioned Remus.
"And does anyone know where Regulus is?"
"Are you serious?"
"No, you are. But I begged him for the Slytherin password, and his condition was he can't be there when we prank them."
"Couldn't you've just used the cloak to overhear them use the password." Inquired Peter.
"No, it changes daily, due to them hiding so much, they insist on it." Replied James.
"So why did you need to talk to my brother?" Questioned Remus.
"He picks the code. Today it's 'Va te faire foutre'."
"Kiss my ass?" Said Sirius.
Remus turns his head sharply to face him. "You know french?"
"Yes, love, why?"
"That's hot." Remus was facing his right, with his chin leaning against his hand, looking confident while he said that.
Both of their faces turned Gryffindor red.
"Stop flirting for once in your god damn life will you." Whisper" yelled Wormtail.
"Everyone get ready, Pads you're with me, because I don't trust you two alone together-." He gestured between Remus and Sirius. "-And because I need somebody to help me with the password."
Time skip brought to you by Taylor Swift.
" 'Va te faire foutre'." Recited Sirius.
They entered the common room, still covered from head to toe in the cloak.
The common room appeared empty except for on silhouette on the couch.
"Regulus, get out." Shouted James.
"Why are you kicking Regulus out of his own common room, Potter and Black?"
James and Sirius looked at each other. That wasn't Regulus.
"Who are you?" Asked Sirius.
"Barty, Barty Crouch Jr. I suggest you two leave before you get hexed."
"C'mon, we won't touch your stuff, you can leave now."
Crouch pondered. "What are you two even doing?"
"Flooding Snivellus's and Malfoy's stuff." Admitted Sirius.
"Why stop there?" Their eyes widened as Crouch lead them to the dungeons. "That's Evan, Regulus, and I's room, don't you dare touch it or I will not hesitate to cruciatus you."
"That's not illegal at all." James said, sarcastically.
Barty just rolled his eyes as he walked off.
"It's go times, Prongs."
***
"Did you guys do it?" Inquired Remus.
"You bet your titties we did. Barty even gave us permission to flood every room."
"Barty, as in Crouch?" Peter pointed out.
Sirius and James nodded.
"He hates us. Ever since we pranked them with the giant squid."
"That was funny."
They were SWIFTly interrupted by screaming coming from below them.
"I think it worked mates." Remus said.
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Why do you think Barty liked them all of a sudden?
Ideas
-Regulus talks positively about them
-It's a double prank and the Slytherin's are pranking them
-He made a promise
-He tried to kidnap them
-( your idea here )
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I'll try and update more frequently
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