thank you so much for 2k!
reminder, I got 2 other harry potter au, one being an entire book about jegulus
James astronomical french rizz
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"Are you French, because you make my oui oui rise?" Asked James, smiling.
"Did you get that from Sirius and Remus?" Questioned Regulus, not having it."
"...Yes."
"I have to admit, that was hot." Regulus confessed.
"Would you say, 'je veux te baiser' [i want to fuck you]."
"No." Regulus put his headphones back on and walked away.
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( Later with the Marauders- with Lily instead of Peter )
"YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK!" Yelled James, whilst he was walking into the classroom, putting his bag down.
"IT DIDN'T WORK?" Lily shouted back.
"THAT WAS W RIZZ." Remus was now also annoyed.
"What didn't worked?" Asked an innocent Sirius.
"Nothing." They all said immediately.
Sirius just shrugged and continued finished his Transfiguration essay that was due 2 days ago, but Minnie let him finish later.
James exhaled deeply. "Sirius, what does 'je veux te baiser' mean?"
"WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?"
"Chill. I overheard it."
"Smut."
"SO I DID GET IT RIGHT!" James yelled frustrated.
"I don't- I- I- okay." Sirius said, then continued frustratingly staring at his work.
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Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar
Non-Fiction❝ 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐔𝐏 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 ❞ ╰┈➤ in which you just got rickrolled (jk)- @ -n-nxptvne. you read the title, what else do you want ??? but writing i...
