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1: Cover Slytherins in red glitter
"Fuck you James Fleamont Potter." Regulus shouted from the Slytherin table, covered head ( which one? ) to toe in red glitter. "Oops!" James yelled back.
2: Changing the Hogwarts sign to read 'school of food old fashioned lover boys' for a month
"I learnt my passion in the school of!" All Marauders sung, and pointed to the sign, "GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOYS!"
3: Charming every item in the Slytherin common room to be slightly louder, and increased the volume slightly daily
"What the fu-." Regulus swore as he looked around the room.
4: Putting hair- loss potion in Snivillius' potion daily; Sirius swears he saw Snape looking at toupees and male pattern baldness
"PRONGS! MOONY! WORMTAIL! YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! I SAW SNIVILLIUS LOOKING AT A MAGAZINE FOR TOUPEES AND MALE PATTERN BALDNESS!" Confessed Sirius. James shot up. "REALLY !?" "HELL YEAH HE WAS!" Remus high- fived James.
5: Bribing the professors, house elves, and nearly every student to ignore Regulus for a month; backfired when Regulus liked it, and James cracked and sobbed at Reg's feet to talk to him
"Reg~!" James whined. "I thought you were meant to be ignoring me." Regulus looked down at his boyfriend wrapped around his ankle, pouting. "YOU TALKED!"
6: Making Lucius' ears into donkey ears every time he sees Narcissa
"WHY ON MERLIN'S GREEN EARTH DO I HAVE DONKEY EARS!" Shouted Lucius. Regulus walked by, "cause you're an ass."
7: Putting shampoo into Snivillius' hair every time he tried to out soap into it ( mainly to try a fix his greasy mop )
"IS MY HAIR CUMMING OR SOME SHIT?" An annoyed Snape shouted.
8: Turning Regulus' hair pink
"YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS!" Shouted Regulus, one finger pointed to The Marauders as he rapidly approached them.
9: Remus and Peter bringing cheap finger traps to school; ending in James and Sirius having to go to Madam Pomfrey at midnight to get them removed
"So let me just clarify, you fell for it?" Asked Madam Pomfrey. They both hesitated and looked at their feet, turning pink in the cheeks. "Yes." They finally answered, sheepishly.
10: Remus and Sirius banding together to use their heightened senses of smell to sniff out every bad berti and bots flavoured beans and putting them all in one carton and giving it to James
"WHY DOES MY MOUTH TASTE LIKE A TUNA HAD A DICK ?!" James yelled, gagging.
11: Pranking Minnie after Remus broke his leg and she teased them about struggling to get him down the stairs by putting a dummy in a wheelchair and shoving it down 7 flights of stairs
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