Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar

Part 100// Pringles

( muggle au )

unknown number

hey pads, can you buy me some of those chips you bought that one time

regulus ( james can't see his name )

who's pads?

unknown number

don't act stupid pads, it makes you older

can you buy those like green I think they were chips that you bought for me

regulus

this is starting to sound more like a period commercial

but I think you should text tampon and tell them what you want, dude

unknown number

how'd you know I was a guy ??? 

I could be a stag for all you know

regulus

cause I think girls would be smart enough not to call their friends 'tampon'

unknown number

it's pads, as in padfoot

regulus

as in a dog ??

might as well just call them 'bitch'

unknown number

you're hot tempered

regulus

minus tempered, then yes

unknown number

I don't get it

regulus

you seem like the 16- year old who bites their lip and is an in denial gay f- boy

unknown number

well you're not a 65- year old at least

regulus

why would you assume my age ?????

unknown number

because I don't think 65- years olds know what an f-boy is

regulus

i could just be a really dedicated kidnapped, y'know

unknown number

trueee, who says I'm not a 69- year old

regulus

so you ARE a 16- year old lip- biting in denial homosexual f- boy

unknown number

so not

regulus

name one valid reason you're not

unknown number

...

i'm 17...

AND NOT IN DENIAL BITCH

RAGING PANSEXUAL RIGHT HERE

regulus

you just said your real age on the internet

lock your doors and windows

regulus changed 'unknown number' to '( raging pansexual ) menstrual cup'

raging pansexual menstrual cup 

OI! I AM NOT A MENSTRUAL CUP

regulus

shit, I forgot you can see that

raging pansexual menstrual cup 

two can play at this game😏😏😏

raging pansexual menstrual cup changed 'unknown number' to '65- year old boomer ( who isn't padfoot )'

65- year old boomer ( who isn't padfoot )

are you serious?

***

'having a best friend named Sirius isn't helping right now' James thought.

"Prongs, we going?" Asked Sirius, dressed in his Rugby gear.

"Yeah, give me one second." James replied.

***

raging pansexual menstrual cup

I gtg

Bye pretty boy!

65- year old boomer ( who isn't padfoot )

Wha-?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

***

James grinned at his phone before placing it back in his pocket

He was determined to find out if this random number was in fact, pretty or not

***

Regulus swapped contacts to his favourite group chat

The Raging Homosexual Bookworms

Reginald the 3rd

guys, I just had the weirdest interaction online ever

Sirius's whore

spill

I DON'T LIKE LILIES

^^

weirder than the time on wattpad where you had a gay crisis over Timothée Chalamet?

Sirius's whore

I mean, he is hot

Reginald the 3rd

*sends ss*

bro

***

there WILL be a part 2

spam my comments/ conversations/ pm reminding me for all I care

bye bye my weirdipies