Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar

ugly heart

so if you didn't see my post, I'm going away until Saturday, so I'll still try and update, but it might only be 1 per day or two

I'll try and organise scheduled updates, and posts

rereading crimson rivers because of iwantmahmama

bone apple tea 

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( Modern muggle au )

( Reg's pov )

( James being an arrogant bitch )

James stuck his foot out, tripping Severus.

"Oops!" He mocked, turning back to his henchmen, and laughing.

I rolled my eyes so hard they could've gotten stuck in the back of my head.

He was high- fiving his followers, who didn't have a life outside of him.

How low can I go? Tripping someone to get a laugh out of his 'friends'. I mean it's him, he'd go to Flitwick's height.

"Attention whore." I mutter under my breathe, turning back to my locker, slamming it shut.

"What was that Black?" He shouts.

I turn sharply at him. "I SAID ATTENTION WHORE!" I shout at him, earning stares from every pupil in the busy hallway.

You should've seen the way his face dropped, he's obviously a spoilt, entitled, rich kid who's never been confronted in his life.

"What?" He asks, offended.

"I said attention whore." I repeat, prepared to walk away.

"Look who's talking." He states.

"Wait, you can see!" I voice. "All you can probably see is your ass with your head that high up it."

Various 'oooohs' are heard from students.

Even his sidekicks laugh.

He gives me that dis- knee channel bully stare™.

"I could beat your ass, you know." He reminds me.

"Is that what your father tells you?" I question, so sarcastic even I can hear it.

"At least I have a father." He retorts.

"Your mum must be pretty proud." I pause. "Of me for what I do to her."

By this time, we've gathered an audience bigger than his ego.

"What's there for her to be proud of in you." I add.

He goes to punch, and I lower myself further down than he goes.

I lift myself back up swiftly and punch him, square in the nose.

I hit so hard I can feel a bruise already forming on my fist.

He once again tries to slap me, but with my height advantage, I'm able to go around him and push him down by the back of his knees.

I stand behind him, his neck in a chokehold, my foot resting hard on the back of his legs.

"What is the matter of this?" Inquires Professor McGonnagal, rushing towards us, pushing through the student body.

"Professor, Regulus here, he came at me for no reason!" He lies.

I roll my eyes even more than at the commencing of the fight.

Everyone groans, knowing his play. Beat a kid. Kiss the teacher's ass and act like 'the dream kid'.

I bend down, putting more pressure on his leg, "Teachers pet." I whisper in his ear.