ton of headcannons in one
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( no ship )
Sirius: Hey guys, I'm playing anagrams, what words can you make with i,t,n,l,c,b,o,s,m,h,e,p,r?
James: Hope?
Peter: Hit?
Remus: Can you you use one letter more than once
Sirius: Yeah
Remus: Incomprehensibilties?
Sirius: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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( Jegulus )
James: I like it when things go bling bling. Your hands don't go bling bling. That's not nice. *Takes out engagement ring* let's change that.
Regulus: I knew your proposal would be cursed, but I did not anticipate this
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( no ship )
Lily: Remus?
Remus: Yeah?
Lily: I think I'm going crazy
Remus: Why?
Lily: *points* Do you see a dog riding a stag over there in the Forbidden Forest
Remus: *looks* *sees Prongs running around in circles with Padfoot riding his back*
Remus:
Lily:
Remus:
Lily:
Remus: GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN
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( Jegul-sussy )
Regulus: Are you wearing makeup?
James: Yeah, it's just eyeliner. Do you like it?
Regulus: Looks okay, I guess.
*later*
Regulus, sobbing into Dorcas' shoulder: It looked SO good
Dorcas: I know
Regulus: I'm so gay
Dorcas: I know
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( Jegulus )
James: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?
Regulus: You mean my pronouns?
James: NO, I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS, WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVE?
Regulus: Uh, I dunno, what are yours?
James: NOISY AND CHAOTIC
Regulus: I've never had something go from making no sense to to complete sense so fast
James: SO WHAT ARE THEY?
Regulus: Bitchy and suicidal
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Hi my girly pops
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but I had to say something ( Jegulus' version )
The idea of Sirius not realising the consequences of his own actions to me is HILARIOUS
Sirius: *sees Reg being too shy* I should set him up with James, so James can encourage him to be more social, and I know james won't betray him because he's my best friend, perfect!
but then the plans works and Sirius has to watch his best friend date him little brother and regrets everything that lead up to that moment
Remus: *shakes his head* told you so
Sirius: SHUT UP!
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Non-Fiction❝ 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐔𝐏 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 ❞ ╰┈➤ in which you just got rickrolled (jk)- @ -n-nxptvne. you read the title, what else do you want ??? but writing i...
