Yes, more headcannons
Why?
Because they're good
( and I'm working on something bigger for y'all )
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( none )
Mcgonnagal: Sometimes I wish I'd become a mother
Sirius: But you already are!!
James: Yeah, what about us?!
Remus: YEAH!!
Mcgonnagal: You do realise I'm your professor, not your mother?
All of them: *writing furiously in their diaries* today I was disowned by my own mother
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( Jegulus )
James: How petty can you get?
Regulus: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an arguement I was wrong about
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( Jegulus )
James, Remus, Peter, Sirius playing never have I ever:
Peter: *grinning* never have I ever kissed BOTH black brothers
James: *bangs his head on the table*
James: *takes a shot*
Sirius: WHAT
Remus: *giggling* never have I ever kissed 3 people in this room
James: *rubbing his face with his hands*
James: *fully send his shot*
Sirius: W H A T
Regulus: *already pouring James another shot* never have I ever been someone's first kiss in this room
James and remus: *side eye each other*
James and remus: *both take a hot*
Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK
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( Wolfstar and Jegulus )
Voldy Moldy: This is getting tiresome. I just want to kill you, come out
Sirius: I'm gay! And dating Remus!
Peter: That's not what he mea-
Remus: I'm bi and regretting my choice in partners
James: I'm pan and dating Regulus!
Everyone: ...
Remus: ...Sirius...
Sirius: ...Okay voldy moldy, I'm kill Potter, save yourself the effort
Voldy: *visibly confused*...I'll just wait until you die of moronity
Remus: *watching his friends roll around like idiots* It won't take long
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( Wolfstar )
Remus: We have to cut it off
Sirius: NO.
James: There really is no other way. It's stuck.
Sirius: N O.
Regulus: We've tried every spell. Boozy's Bubbliest Bubblegum won't dissolve
Remus: It's only a few inches
Sirius: *imitates Remus* "It's only a few inches" that's not what you said las t night
Remus:
Regulus:
Lily, in the back:
James:
Remus: James, get the razor for me, will you?
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( none )
James, trying to get Remus out of bed: Come on, don't make me get out the water bucket
Remus: You wouldn't
Peter, walking past dripping wet: Oh but yes, he would
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Bye bye my boos!
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