headcannons

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Yes, more headcannons

Why?

Because they're good

( and I'm working on something bigger for y'all )

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( none )

Mcgonnagal: Sometimes I wish I'd become a mother

Sirius: But you already are!!

James: Yeah, what about us?!

Remus: YEAH!!

Mcgonnagal: You do realise I'm your professor, not your mother?

All of them: *writing furiously in their diaries* today I was disowned by my own mother

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( Jegulus )

James: How petty can you get?

Regulus: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an arguement I was wrong about

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( Jegulus )

James, Remus, Peter, Sirius playing never have I ever:

Peter: *grinning* never have I ever kissed BOTH black brothers

James: *bangs his head on the table*

James: *takes a shot*

Sirius: WHAT

Remus: *giggling* never have I ever kissed 3 people in this room

James: *rubbing his face with his hands*

James: *fully send his shot*

Sirius: W H A T

Regulus: *already pouring James another shot* never have I ever been someone's first kiss in this room

James and remus: *side eye each other*

James and remus: *both take a hot*

Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK

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( Wolfstar and Jegulus )

Voldy Moldy: This is getting tiresome. I just want to kill you, come out

Sirius: I'm gay! And dating Remus!

Peter: That's not what he mea-

Remus: I'm bi and regretting my choice in partners

James: I'm pan and dating Regulus!

Everyone: ...

Remus: ...Sirius...

Sirius: ...Okay voldy moldy, I'm kill Potter, save yourself the effort

Voldy: *visibly confused*...I'll just wait until you die of moronity

Remus: *watching his friends roll around like idiots* It won't take long

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( Wolfstar )

Remus: We have to cut it off

Sirius: NO.

James: There really is no other way. It's stuck.

Sirius: N O.

Regulus: We've tried every spell. Boozy's Bubbliest Bubblegum won't dissolve

Remus: It's only a few inches

Sirius: *imitates Remus* "It's only a few inches" that's not what you said las t night

Remus:

Regulus:

Lily, in the back:

James:

Remus: James, get the razor for me, will you?

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( none )

James, trying to get Remus out of bed: Come on, don't make me get out the water bucket

Remus: You wouldn't

Peter, walking past dripping wet: Oh but yes, he would

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Bye bye my boos!

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