Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar

part 107?

when tf did we get to 107 ??

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@ChaChaSlide0102 -> p1stachi02

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"I slept with James." Admitted Regulus.

"Are you insane?" Asked Evan, waving a hand in front of Regulus' face.

"Don't you know he's your ex?" Barty checked.

"Yes I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect? I only see him as a friend!" Regulus emphasised.

"The biggest lie he ever told." Stated Evan.

"I just tripped and fell into his bed!" Regulus lied.

"You said you were 'going to bed'!" Recited Barty.

"Never said where or in whose sheets!" Defended Regulus.

Barty, and Evan rubbed their temples.

"You'd only assume, Reg, that they WOULDN'T be in their EX'S bed!" Barty protested.

"Barty, it's me." Reg gestured at himself.

Evan cocked his head to the side, not in disagreement, but certainly not agreeing.

"I'm not agreeing, but I'm not NOT agreeing." Evan expressed.

Regulus pointed at Evan, hands displayed widely, showing a look of 'SEE!' to Barty.

"Hey! Don't twist my words! I still don't agree!"

"But James Potter!" Barty cringed.

"Ew." Evan spoke, disgusted.

"Well..." Regulus trailed off, they were kinda right.

He was kinda ugly.

Now that Regulus thought about it, he was hideous.

Enough to make Reg catch the heterosexuality disease.

Disgusting.

"He is kinda ugly isn't he?" Questioned Regulus.

Barty and Evan both stared wide- eye at him.

"Talking to him is like social suicide." Added Regulus.

"And I hate all his clothes. It looks like his skin doesn't fit right around his bones."

Barty and Evan stared, still shocked.

Evan brought his hand back in front of Regulus. "Hello Wal- burger." He greeted.

Regulus glanced at them both, face cramped in confusion. "My mother ?!"

"You just called James Potter ugly." Barty reminded.

"You guys were saying he was too!" Commented Regulus.

"Nope. That's Wal- burger, don't know what the bitch did with Regulus, but that," Barty pointed at the figure in front of them, "isn't Reg."

Regulus gasped, "how dare you call my mother the 'b- word'!"

At that moment he broke character, he burst into a fit of giggles.

Evan and Barty still stared, even more confused.

Regulus fell on the floor, still cackling.

At that moment, Dorcas walked in.

Now it all made sense, they'd been pranked.

"You little," Barty huffed, "bitches."

Dorcas and Regulus still remained chuckling as they regained their composure.

"We have charms there, there, and there, you've just been p-r-a-n-k-e-d!" The duo spelt out, pointing at various corners in the room.

"Fuck you all, you know, fuck you all!" Barty groaned.