Who is your favourite Harry Potter character?
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( Muggle au )
"Guys the yearbook arrived!" Announced James, to his roommates,
-Sirius "FUCK YOU ALL" Black
-Remus "CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME FUCKING STUDY" Lupin
-Lily "YOU. AND YOU. AND YOU. AND YOUR MUM, ARE ALL DEAD TO ME" Evans
-Mary "NO I DO NOT HAVE A FARM" Macdonald
-Dorcas "SUCK IT. NO NOT LIKE THAT" Meadowes
-Marlene "HEAR ME OUT. I WAS DRUNK" Mckinnon
-Regulus "I love this book more than you" Black
They all rushed downstairs as James yanked the plastic off.
He flipped to 'Mrs Minerva McGonnagal class of 2023' "let's see." Sirius squeezed through, not be able to see over the others.
He went across the list.
Sirius Black
To all of the teachers that didn't teach me a thing: Stranger Things, Season 2, Episode 15, 35:08 [ Son of a bitch. You're really no help at all, you know that? ]
Regulus Black
The Office, season 7, episode 19, 14:45 [ should have burned this place down when I had the chance ]
Lily Evans
Most likely to win the Hunger Games
Mary Macdonald
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A DIPLOMA! DOBBY IS FREE!
Marlene Mckinnon
Most likely to cure cancer while intoxicated
Dorcas Meadowes
I have to be successful because I like expensive things, and Marlene's broke
James Potter
Most likely to find the One Piece
Minerva McGonnagal
If idiots could fly, my classroom would be an airport
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Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar
Non-Fiction❝ 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐔𝐏 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 ❞ ╰┈➤ in which you just got rickrolled (jk)- @ -n-nxptvne. you read the title, what else do you want ??? but writing i...
