Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar

how ba-ba-bad can I be?

Sirius: "James, why is there a Slytherin tie in your bed?"

James: "Umm... for a prank?"

Remus: "We have a prank planned?"

James: "No, just a little something I was experimenting."

*Sirius examining tie*

Sirius: "We're you experimenting with embroidery?"

James: "No, why?"

Sirius: "Must've just accidentally had 'RAB' on the back then

*Remus, Peter, and Lily all perk their heads up*

*James goes pale, then red in the face*

James: *chuckle* "Must've."

Sirius: "I'm not that f*cking stupid ( you kinda are) you slept with my brother."

James: "We didn't sleep together, and I have a reason."

Sirius: "Enlighten me on why you just 'slept next to my brother'."

James: "It was a dark and stormy night."

( next speech won't have "" )

Lily: Get to the good part already

James: Merlin, Lily, anyways he came in here after having a nightmare, looking for you, but you were with Remus on the astronomy tower, and I wasn't going to traumatise him, and he looked really uneasy, so I offered he stay with us until you got back, but we both fell asleep

Sirius: So why was his tie off?

James: I insisted on it, said it was 'stupid to wear his dress robes' and gave him a hoodie and tracksuit pants, so he took the tie off and must've left it here

Remus: Did James just actually have a valid reason

Peter: It appears so

Sirius: C'mon Moons, you're my boyfriend

Remus: I'm so sorry Jamsie, this maniac here, am I right?

*Sirius gawked*

*All chuckled*

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Outside with Remus and James

Remus: You slept with his brother, didn't you?

James: Oh, 100%

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