I like to think the teachers were dealing with Hagrid adopting a 3 headed dog called Fluffy
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James climbed aboard the Gryffindor table, The Marauders, and Reggie all looking as shocked as everyone else in the Great Hall.
I think everyone just assumed it was another proposal to Lily, that was until music started playing out of Merlin knows where.
"I know it's strange
I don't know what I'm thinking."
Some students had collapsed their head in the hands, or passed money, because they were exposed to muggle music, they instantly knew what this was.
Regulus though, was never exposed, so he sat there, giving his full attention to the man making a fool of himself.
"But is it wrong if I see him this weekend?
I really hope I can get him alone.
I just don't, don't want to know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My best friend's brother is the one for me!"
Sirius and Regulus both exchanged wide-eye glances.
Regulus looked away to face James who was staring at him.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Pumped by trauma and he's 5'11!~"
This confirmed everyone's suspicions, it was about the one and only, Regulus Black.
Lily was in the back cheering him on.
"I don't want to, but I want to
'Cause I just can't get him out of my mind, and
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My best friend's brother is the one for me
BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother
My best friend's brother!"
James then climbed off the Gryffindor table, with the help of Lily, to make his way over to the Slytherin table.
But before he could get there, Regulus darted out of the Great Hall.
Leaving an awestruck audience, and a sad, confused James.
James immediately ran after him, but when he couldn't find him, went straight to the Gryffindor tower to retrieve the map.
"I solemnly swear I'm up to no good."
The map revealed itself, to show Regulus in the Astronomy Tower.
James sped off.
"Regulus."
Reg sharply turned around.
"James."
"Why did you run off?" Questioned James.
"Um- I- I think I just got a little scared."
"Scared?"
"You're so confident in your sexuality, and I can barely even say 'I'm gay'." Confessed Regulus.
"Oh Reggie." James said sadly.
"Stop. I don't deserve you."
"No, I don't deserve you."
Regulus looked up sharply, making eye contact with Jamie.
"That face, baby it ain't fair."
Regulus stood on his tippy- toes to lock lips with James.
His hands were running through James's baby hairs.
James were hooked around Regulus's waist.
After a minute, Reg pulled back to rest his forehead against James's.
"You want to try that again, love?" Asked James.
Regulus nodded.
They walked back into the great hall, hand in hand.
Cheers erupted.
"WHAT THE FUCK JAMES?"
"Oh shit!" James swore in a sing- songey voice.
Regulus still grasping at James's hand, ran, leading him to the Slytherin dungeons.
"Pure blood." He said to the portrait. They slipped in. "There we go, he'll never find us here."
"But other Slytherin's will."
"I think everyone knows that you just confessed your love to me, but c'mon, we can go to my room. I have my own."
"Lucky how'd you manage that?"
"Mother was too worried about me bunking with a non- pure blood."
"There are non- pure bloods in Slytherin? I thought this was the pure blood club."
"Then again, you're pure blood, Sirius is pure blood, but Snape isn't."
"Fair, now where were we?"
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I like to imagine all the staff ( except Madam Pomfrey because, but she don't care ) are down with Hagrid and Fluffy while this happens, worrying about him, and Madam Pomfrey can faintly here this and is like 'oh shit, here we go again'
I also like to imagine Sirius pounding on the portrait hole and remus stopping him by letting him pound in to him instead😋
Get some sleep my lovelies, you need to cool down after looking that hot.
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