Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar

Sirius and James *attempting* to flirt

"James. I have an idea." Sirius told James, in the darkness of their dorm. Peter was on a date with some Hufflepuff girl, and Remus and Regulus had gone to study with Lily.

"Tell me." Sirius demanded.

"We should tomorrow, flirt with Remus and Regulus constantly." He emphasised.

Sirius giddily nodded, "yes! Yes! Yes!" He chanted.

James laughed too.

Shortly after, Remus and Regulus returned to the dorm, going to their respective boyfriend's bed.

The next morning, Remus woke Sirius up as usual. "Siri, wake the fuck up." Remus pinched his nose to block his circulation.

Sirius shot up. "Wow, you took my breathe away." He flirted.

Remus rolled his eyes and got off their bed.

Sirius grabbed his hand, and twisted him around, pulling him to the bed.

"No good morning kiss?" He asked.

Remus slapped him *softly*.

"What was that for?" Sirius whined, holding his face.

"I kissed your face." Remus smiled, and skipped away.

Regulus was rolling on the floor with laughter, and James was stifling a laugh.

Sirius rolled his eyes at them, and got up to get ready.

Shortly before this, Regulus had gotten ready, and pushed James out of bed.

James gasped. "Nice outfit." He complimented. "Can I take you out of it?"

"No." Regulus refused, and sat down at the edge of their bed, grabbing a book out.

"Why open a book when you can open me?" Asked James.

"Because there's a difference between you and a book." Regulus gestured at his book. "This one's actually interesting, and big."

Remus chuckled.

At breakfast, Arnold Finnigan was trying to turn water into wine. "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into wine."

Sirius turned to Remus. "Why turn water into wine, when I can turn you into mine?"

"Cause I would rather have wine." Remus transfigured his own glass of pumpkin juice into wine, and sipped on it for the rest of the meal.

James, who was sitting at the Slytherin table, was also using cheesy pick up lines.

"I'd give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead." He flirted.

"Shut up." Regulus told him, not sparing him a glance.

Pandora, Evan,Barty, and Dorcas, all began cackling.

"Are you a wizard? Because Abraca- DAYUM." He tried again.

"Are you a wizard too? Because levi-GO-sa. Nope, sounded better in my head." Regulus cursed at himself in his head.

Evan fell into Barty's shoulder laughing, then leant too far back and they ended up both on the floor.

"I guess Evan fell for you, Barty." James commented.

Dorcas and Pandora died with laughter.

During Charms Class, Sirius and James had a plan.

"Are we in charms class? Cause you have me under your spell." Sirius flirted.

"Are you stupid or something?" Remus asked, genuinely.

"Yes." Sirius replied, winking. "That was not a winnable line." He added.

"Today class, you will be learning how to cast the Alohomora spell." Flitwick informed them.

James leant forwards, so his mouth was inline with Regulus' ear. "You don't Alohomora to  unlock my hearts."

"Yeah. But I do need no self respect." Regulus retorted.

During their free period, the four of them were studying Dementors for an upcoming exam. James and Sirius were only there for more pickup line opportunities.

"So, to kill one, Dementors will suck their soul out of their body. And some call it like a 'Dementor's kiss'." Remus read aloud. Adding in his own words, "or something like that." 

Sirius whispered in his ear. "If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss."

James copied his action, "without you, I feel like I'm in Azkaban and Dementors are sucking away my soul."

"Y'all are weird." Announced Lily, who had arrived to study with them.

"They've been doing it since this morning, charms class was hell." Remus told her.

"I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but toy still are charming." James flirted.

Regulus face- palmed.

"Can we do spells?" Asked Lily.

They all nodded, James and Sirius smiling at each other.

They opened their DADA books to 420, the Arvada Kedavra spell.

"The killing spell, yadadada. But Reg, did you survive Arvada Kedavra? Cause you're drop dead gorgeous." James said.

"Nope." Regulus shut his book. "Absolutely not. Did you survive Arvada Kedavra? Cause right now I'm wishing you didn't." Regulus whacked the book on James' wiggling eyebrows.

"Owww." James whinged, rubbing the sore spot.

"Can we do the Confundus charm? Minnie said we having to study it." Asked Remus.

They flicked to page 347 in their Charms book.

 "Are you the the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind- blowing?" Asked Sirius, directed at Remus.

Remus and Regulus stood up, grabbing Lily's hand and pulling her away.

James and Sirius burst out in laughter.

"Shush." Madam Pince screeched.

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My name might not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood

Now, what do you say we disapparate out of here?

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