Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar

The One Where Regulus And Sirius Are Piolits ( JEGULUS AND WOLFSTAR )

"James, you can't talk, your ex literally shot the watch you gave him after you broke up!"

Remus, you can't talk, your ex after you broke up was begging you to be his husband!"

It was a normal day at work. Remus and James worked as ticket people at airports. They were on their shift, talking about all the crazy shit their exes pulled. In fact, they were so indulged in their conversation, they didn't notice the approaching pilots until one of them cleared their throat to alert them of their presence.

"Excuse me, could we please get our schedules."

"Oh yeah, sorry." James said while turning around, before making eye contact with possibly the hottest man on earth. "Um, names?"

The miracle- face replied first. "Black, Regulus Black."

"Black, like the colour?"

"Exactly like the colour."

"What happened to red, orange, and yellow?"

"Plane crash."

James just smirked. "Here you go." He then turned to face Remus again, whose jaw was practically on the floor staring at the other guy. "Moony. Earth to Moony!"

"OH- sorry. Sexuality? I mean name?" Remus chuckled out of embarrassment, how did he manage to mess that one up?

"Gay. And Black, Sirius Black."

"What's the relationship status?" Questioned James. Little did they know, he had his toes crossed.

"Brothers."

"Twins?"

"Nope, one year apart." It was primarily Regulus talking to James, while Sirius and Remus kind of stared at each other. "Can you pass me a post- it note please."

"Sure." James said as he handed Regulus a stack of pink post- it notes and a pen.

Regulus scribbled something on the paper before returning the note to James. Who then read 'Call me xxx-xxx-xxx'. He felt like he was going to pass out due to the amount of blood forming around his cheeks. He looked up to see Regulus winking and walking away.

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( time skip to a day later, it's a Saturday )

"C'mon just text him already. And while you're at it, ask him for Sirius's number!"

James was sprawled against their red and yellow blanket, with Remus upside- down on the side of the couch, a bad habit he'd formed when they moved into their flat together.

James finally worked up the courage to text him. But what if he forgot about him? What if it was a joke? What if this is the wrong number?

James and Regulus

James

Hi, James here

Regulus

Oml, I thought you forgot about me

James

How could I forget about your pretty eyes?

James was cringing at himself in real life

James

I mean, you have pretty eyes

God damn, I messed that up

Regulus

All good, if I'm being honest, you have really pretty hair

James

Thanks

"Can you just ask him for Sirius's number already?" Asked Remus

James

Remus keeps pestering me asking for your brother's number, it's all he talks about

"HEY! DON'T EXPOSE ME!"

Regulus

Full transparency, Sirius is doing the exact same thing

It's all 'his eyes...' 'his hair...' 'his scars...' 'his freckles...'

Sirius- xxx-xxx-xxx

James

A blushing mess called Remus says thanks

Regulus

Don't even get me started on what Sirius is looking like

James

We should make a group chat!

Regulus

Yes! I'll make one, you add Remus!

James, Remus, Sirius, and Regulus

Regulus

Welcome to the group chat of all group chats

James

We need a name

Sirius

I got the perfect one

*Sirius changed the group chat name to 'Bippity Boppity Get The Fuck Off My Property'

Remus

what is that😭😭

Sirius

We can change it

It was stupid let's just change it

Remus

i didn't mean it like that, it's kind of funny

i like it

James

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT~

Regulus

THE WHISTLING IN THE WIND~

Sirius

Shut up bitch

Regulus

Well you just called me a dog, dogs bark, bark is part of trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful, so BOOM BITCH you just called me beautiful

Remus

The thought that went into that comeback..

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