Wow, Amazing! We're at Book 12 Now! I never thought we would get here and with some Huge New Anime and Manga coming out soon such as Dragon Ball Daima, The New Time Skip of Boruto, and A Lot More, I am excited for what we have now!
Issei was walking from home after going through all of Star Academy Women's Clubs and was Pretty Much rubbing his now Bright Red, swollen, Cheek.
Issei: Okay so that's 5 Clubs that Rejected me. no Matter! I shall be the Harem King!
He then ran into the Volumptious Chest of A Woman in A Tank top as he saw his Chance.
Issei: (Thoughts) Let's see here. Long Legs, Thick Thighs, Thin Waist, Huge Boobs, I bet the face will be also amazing, and- EEP! D-D-Dog Skull?
???: Hey I'm sorry to ask but I am Looking for someone. A User of The App Mal.0. Can you help me find him?
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Mal.0 (An Incredibly Malicious Phone App AI Monster thing/ She is Known to Track People who have Downloaded her App Via App Store and follow them until they end up dying/ She Managed to make Friends with one user who even gave her A Name/ You Know her personally/ Voice By Amber Lee Connors)
Issei:
Issei then Ran Back off to the Mansion as Mal Just Watched.
Mal: (Sigh) All of my Relationships in A Nutshell. At least I'm not that Toaster. He somehow gets A Kick out of making people think they also are Toasters. Evil Bastard.
Issei then ran back to the Mansion and Began Nailing the door shut!
Y/n: Issei what is going on!? Why are you damaging my Place!?
Issei: DEMON LADY! THICK THIGHS! BIG BOOBS! DOG SKULL FACE!
Y/n: ...
You Just silently stood there as you placed both of your hands on his shoulders and Just took A Deep breath.
Y/n: Did you try to asphyxiate yourself Again?
Issei: WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
Y/n: Really? Because Koneko said you did.
Issei: LOOK! PROTECT ME! DEMON LADY!
Just then there was A Knock at the door.
Issei: SAVE ME!
You then ripped the door open from its Nails to See Mal.0.
Mal: (Blushing) Y-Y/n?
Y/n: Mal is that you?
Mal: It's been forever Huh?
Issei: KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME!
Y/n: SHUT UP! Sorry about this Dumb Ass. Want some Tea?
Mal: That would be so Nice right now. I have to Major shit to tell you.
Later...
You had been served tea by Kinue as Mal began to explain what Happened.
Mal: It's Terrible some Man and His Goons all Broke into the Japanese SCP Containment Facility and captured so Many of us for some Horrible purpose. I was of course able to Escape their Clutches since I am Bound to everyone who has my App. I checked and... You still have it.
Y/n: Well... I couldn't let A Friend as good as you go.
Mal: (Blushing) T-Thanks...
Kinue: Oh You Poor thing. I know my Son can help you because he's amazing at Helping people!
Y/n: Aww, Thanks, Mom.
Mal: Well we need to find them first.
Y/n: What did the Assailant look like?
Mal: He was Short, Blonde, and Looked Pissed off.
Y/n: Azad. Don't worry Mal I am going to get some Friends and then we're going to Kick some ass and save your fellow SCPs!
Mal: Thank you Y/n! You're my Favorite Mal.0 User for A Great Reason!