The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero! (Book 12)

Undead and Unluck!

We Opened up on your Mansion as you were enjoying some Mochi Donuts Your Mom had made when suddenly there was An Explosion in the distance because A Meteor Landed there.

Y/n: (Sigh) I never get A Damn break... Hey Mom Can you make some more Mochi donuts? I'm going to need more Of them for when I get back.

Kinue: Okay then sweetie! Have Fun!

Y/n: Thanks, Mom!

You then Teleported over to the Crash Site.

Meanwhile at the Crash Site...

A Girl Began running Over to check to see if everything was Okay and she was clearly Terrified.

Fuuko Izumo (She is an extremely Powerful Negator/ Power: Unluck/ She is A Pretty sad Story because when she was A Little girl she Hugged her Parents goodbye before leaving for A Flight and along with over 200 People died while on a Plane when A Turbine caught fire and it blew up at the airport/ She became A Shut in ever since and was about to end her own life when she met undead who wants to keep her alive so he can die/ She is Constantly in Perverse situations and is trying to figure out how to use her Powers/ Is A Member of the Union)

Fuuko: ANDY!? ARE YOU INSANE!? THIS IS A POPULATED AREA!

Just then A Man walked out regrowing his Legs like they never got blown off!

Andy: Ah, Don't worry about it! This Area has no One in it, I checked! I just wanted to see if you Love me enough that I'll die! We still need to do the Nasty I see.

Andy (Also A Negator/ Power: Undead/ He is A Man who is so Old he has absolutely no idea how old he is or what his real name is/ He is completely unkillable as he can survive anything thrown at him and he even survived being splattered into bits/ His Only goal is to actually die and he Plans on using Fuuko to do so By Getting her to love him enough that A Touch would kill him/ He can fly by cutting off Body parts, and even use A Katana long with A Plethary of other weapons)

Just then you Landed there and saw him standing there, and you realized what Happened.

Y/n: Of course, it's fucking you!

Andy: Look It's Y/n! I-

You then Punched his head Clean off!

Fuuko: AAAAAGH! W-Why did you do that!?

Y/n: He was Pissing me off, that's why. He's the second most annoying Immortal guy I ever met... 

You then Looked around.

Y/n: Oh Good He didn't show up. Look Undead-!

Undead Just regrew his Body as he smiled.

Andy: Actually It's Andy now Bud!

Y/n: I- Good Lord Man put some clothes on!

Andy: What? I'm perfectly fine with this.

Y/n: WELL I'M NOT!

Fuuko: Wait, Hold the Phone! You Know the A Him?

Andy: Huh? Oh Yeah, He Broke me out of the Union once, when that Lady got me.

Y/n: And I'm not sure how I felt about it ever since.

Andy: Hey Man, I'm Just Looking at how to die and she's my Best Bet!

Fuuko: Hey.

Y/n: Huh? Why?

Andy: She Might have the Power to Kill me! All I have to do is Get her to have sex with me and-

Y/n: YOU WHAT!?

You then Grabbed his Arm and Ripped it clean off!

Andy: Woah Man, I was Just-

Y/n: SHUT UP!

You then began beating him with it until the arm disappeared!

Fuuko: Look It's Okay! We're A Part of the Union!

Y/n: Pfft, the Union. What A Bunch of Bitches. They act Like they can kill whoever they Please, but they're assholes. Except you Fuuko you seem sweet.

Fuuko: (Blushing) Oh, Thank you.

Andy: Oh Yeah, He's A Negator too.

Fuuko: Yeah! He's-

You then ripped his Lower Jaw off!

Y/n: DON'T SAY IT OUTLOUD JACKASS! I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW IT!

Andy Then Regrew his Jaw.

Andy: Alright then, Hey Maybe we can go by Your House and-

Y/n: Fine, but dare touch my Mom and I will End you.

Andy: Alright then Let's go!

Y/n: I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THAT!

Fuuko: I'm so sorry about him.

Y/n: Nah, It's Okay, I dealt with him off and on for A Long time. At least You're sweet.

Fuuko: (Blushing) T-Thanks...

Y/n: Well You wanna Teleport or go with him?

Fuuko: I rather go with him if You Don't Mind.

Y/n: Okay then.

Fuuko: (Thoughts) Wait, do I actually Like him? Oh No! That Possibly means... My Unluck is at its strongest! I could Kill him!